Going on a tinder date.. she drives a GTI

"nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul" (nfamouscj)
05/21/2015 at 17:11 • Filed to: None

So that’s a good thing right? And apparently coordinator (from yesterday’s ordeal) wants to meet up for drinks tomorrow when she gets into town. She however does not drive a Vdub- rather a Suzuki SX4(?). And just called to mention something about a Tides game this weekend.

I’ll be reporting back when I can... Primarily on the personality similarities and difference between lady friend and car choice. May try to take the GTI for a spin too.

Unrelated but this shit is funny. Spam bots are great.

Anyone who successfully uses that line gets 5 Silver Oppo Points.

*edit: also if you don’t hear back from me this evening I’ve been abducted. Someone please come take care of the Stringbean. Don’t worry about me, I’ll take care of myself.

DISCUSSION (24)

AM > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
05/21/2015 at 17:31

I'm about to sound old but what in the fuck is tinder?

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > AM
05/21/2015 at 17:33

phone app, shows you locals in the area, swipe yes or no on them, if you both swipe yes you can chat, if they swipe yes and you swipe no you just disappear and they have no idea.

It’s dumb as hell but entertaining.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
05/21/2015 at 17:37

Her car might not get her there.

CallMeTURBO > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
05/21/2015 at 17:38

Mad props to the girl who uses that line in conversation (as long as she is a girl)

And lol “spam url” sureee

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
05/21/2015 at 17:39

Coincidentally earlier this week met someone for drinks and she gets out and I’m like “oh cool GTI” “no, it’s a piece of shit.. clutch is out and it turns off when you put it in reverse”

XJDano > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
05/21/2015 at 17:40

I’m totally using that on my wife Saturday morning.

Omelette you make me omelettes.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > CallMeTURBO
05/21/2015 at 17:40

Nah, legit spam bot. Url blanked out cause I knew one of you would be slick and visit it then get their phone/computer blasted with viruses.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
05/21/2015 at 17:43

I just sent this to my SO, who loves omelettes!

HotelCoralEssex > AM
05/21/2015 at 17:44

It’s a sex app.

Your boy, BJR > AM
05/21/2015 at 18:10

It's an anonymous sex app.

AM > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
05/21/2015 at 18:15

So kinda like match.com or eharmony?

AM > Your boy, BJR
05/21/2015 at 18:16

Ah, gotcha. That would be why I haven't heard of it before.

Your boy, BJR > AM
05/21/2015 at 18:18

Hahaha!

Noooooooo.......

AM > Your boy, BJR
05/21/2015 at 18:19

Haha clearly I don't keep up with the latest trends! I'll go with it being what you said it is.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > AM
05/21/2015 at 18:23

Less serious. Most see it as a hookup app but yeahh.

Rainbow > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
05/21/2015 at 19:35

I got one that said “Are you a farmer? Because my field needs to be plowed!” and then after I said, “I seriously have no idea how to respond to that.” she/it replied with “LOL that’s the only pickup line I know. It worked on me at [www . get-malware-with-the-promise-of-sex . com] and I’ve been using it ever since!”

I told her that’s nice, but she never replied again. Apparently the bot was confident that that would seal the deal and it didn’t try to sell it to me anymore...

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Rainbow
05/21/2015 at 19:37

That’s a brilliant one. I like the “so what do you like for breakfast?”

“Why?”

“so I know what to make you in the morning”

Rainbow > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
05/21/2015 at 19:39

I would absolutely ruin that one... “Usually a bowl of Cocoa Pebbles, I guess. You?”