If you had to refer to your car by the name of the engine

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 05/21/2015 at 15:01 • Filed to: None

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What vehicle would you pick to have the best name and vehicle?

To the Twin-H Six!

Rock Bottom > CalzoneGolem 05/21/2015 at 15:03

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MAD VEEETAK

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > CalzoneGolem 05/21/2015 at 15:04

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To the Hellcat!

Milky > CalzoneGolem 05/21/2015 at 15:05

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I’m cheating, the Corvette’s Crossfire engine.

C3-C4

bob and john > CalzoneGolem 05/21/2015 at 15:05

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ugh, why car?1 Buell had a GREAT engine name...

thunderstorm.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > CalzoneGolem 05/21/2015 at 15:06

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Best, as in coolest in itself, or refering to a legendary engine? In that order:

Olds Rocket V8, in an 88.

LT5, From the C4 ZR1.

Jcarr > CalzoneGolem 05/21/2015 at 15:07

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I think Atlas sounds better than Envoy.

Also, Iron Duke would be cool.

BigBlock440 > CalzoneGolem 05/21/2015 at 15:09

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I think the Hellcats will be like diesels in that regard.

Any of the old Mopars would be good though, Max Wedge, Super Commando, Six-pack, Powerdome, etc.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > CalzoneGolem 05/21/2015 at 15:09

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Ingenium.

ttyymmnn > CalzoneGolem 05/21/2015 at 15:10

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Merlin. Oh wait, this isn’t Planelopnik?

CalzoneGolem > ttyymmnn 05/21/2015 at 15:12

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You’re welcome.

http://www.spainvia.com/merlincar.htm

CalzoneGolem > bob and john 05/21/2015 at 15:13

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CalzoneGolem > Jcarr 05/21/2015 at 15:14

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It might become desirable!

ttyymmnn > CalzoneGolem 05/21/2015 at 15:14

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CalzoneGolem > BigBlock440 05/21/2015 at 15:15

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No big block 440? Yeah ... that’d be a dumb name.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > CalzoneGolem 05/21/2015 at 15:16

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DeSoto did it so we wouldn’t have to: Firedome.

TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > CalzoneGolem 05/21/2015 at 15:18

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BOSS.

ly2v8-Brian > CalzoneGolem 05/21/2015 at 15:19

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Just about anything American from the fifties and sixties.

CalzoneGolem > ly2v8-Brian 05/21/2015 at 15:20

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That’s just a lazy response! You pick one and don’t come back until you do!

BigBlock440 > CalzoneGolem 05/21/2015 at 15:21

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I mean, it’s there. That’s what Plymouth called a Super Commando.

(yes, I know what you’re getting at)

Twism > CalzoneGolem 05/21/2015 at 15:21

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The Hemi?

ly2v8-Brian > CalzoneGolem 05/21/2015 at 15:24

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J2 rocket

CalzoneGolem > BigBlock440 05/21/2015 at 15:24

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I think we can all agree that a Super Commando is totally awesome.

sony1492 > Rock Bottom 05/21/2015 at 15:28

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What the hell is the licence plate doing?

Rock Bottom > sony1492 05/21/2015 at 15:30

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It’s... drunk?

sony1492 > Rock Bottom 05/21/2015 at 15:32

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Too much vTaK power.

Et tu, Hellcat? > CalzoneGolem 05/21/2015 at 15:44

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The Tigershark.

Reality would be such a disappointment though...

MultiplaOrgasms > CalzoneGolem 05/21/2015 at 15:46

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Al-John-Peter

chuck07 > CalzoneGolem 05/21/2015 at 15:51

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Cobra Jet

lonestranger > CalzoneGolem 05/21/2015 at 15:52

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Go Devil

Patrick Nichols > CalzoneGolem 05/21/2015 at 15:55

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how does one go super commando? does it involve rather short, loose-fitting shorts in addition to no underwear?

RallyWrench > CalzoneGolem 05/21/2015 at 15:56

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Double Six

Image from Jalopnik .

CalzoneGolem > Patrick Nichols 05/21/2015 at 16:01

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You tape sand paper to your inner thighs.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > CalzoneGolem 05/21/2015 at 16:19

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Well I’m driving a Duratec... the 4cyl one that’s really a Mazda L-series engine. I wouldn’t call that the best name though.

Someone already mentioned Hellcat. I’m surprised nobody has mentioned the Hemi:

I’d like to add that Mitsubishi has had some good engine names... Astron, Sirius, Orion, Saturn, Neptune... of which I’d have to with the Sirius which includes the 4G63 engine (used in the Lancer EVO 1-9)

Fed(oo=[][]=oo)uken > CalzoneGolem 05/21/2015 at 16:20

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To the BIG SIX!!!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CalzoneGolem 05/21/2015 at 19:49

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Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > CalzoneGolem 05/22/2015 at 02:36

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When I had my power steering leak, it would smell horrible. I would just call it my truck’s cologne. huehuehue

Old-Busted-Hotness > CalzoneGolem 05/22/2015 at 07:42

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The Ranger (and lots of Tauruses) rocks a Vulcan 3.0 V6. It is logical.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > CalzoneGolem 05/22/2015 at 10:12

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Nailhead!

CalzoneGolem > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 05/22/2015 at 10:16

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Now I want a nailhead for my truck just so I can all it that.

Hoccy > CalzoneGolem 05/26/2015 at 08:17

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Redblock

Whiteblock

CalzoneGolem > Hoccy 05/26/2015 at 08:20

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Love it.

Hoccy > CalzoneGolem 05/26/2015 at 08:29

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For some reason the photo came out wrong.. This is the whiteblock.

CalzoneGolem > Hoccy 05/26/2015 at 08:30

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That makes it less funny to me.

TrustMeImAnEngineer, but I'd rather be an InternationalArtThief > sony1492 05/27/2015 at 09:15

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License plate camber is at least 2 more #hellaflush #stancenation #jdmyo points, man