Top Gear (or whatever the show becomes) Episode Idea

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 05/21/2015 at 12:41 • Filed to: None

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travel to the might US of A, buy three lifted SHOW trucks, the kind of thing that is more a body lift than an actual lift, lotsa chrome, tyres with barely any sidewall, and take them through some hectic offroad journey.

they’d cost a fortune to buy, and the guys would completely wreck them. Jezza would mock them mercilessly, May wouldn’t even be able to comprehend them (his of course would be loaded with subwoofers), and the Hamster would secretly reveal how in love with his truck he is. Penis jokes would be made.

TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > MonkeePuzzle 05/21/2015 at 12:44

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This is so fucking ugly.

Nice idea, though!

Milky > MonkeePuzzle 05/21/2015 at 12:45

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But really, LOL @ IFS lifts.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > MonkeePuzzle 05/21/2015 at 12:46

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That truck could look good. Unfortunately it looks like the owner ran out of money by the time they got to the stage where they could put bigger wheels on it. Or perhaps idiot.

To quote Red Green it looks like a hippo in high heels.

sony1492 > MonkeePuzzle 05/21/2015 at 12:47

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I second this motion.

blacktruck18 > MonkeePuzzle 05/21/2015 at 12:51

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I doubt they have the budget for it but, I think Roadkill could do it better.

MonkeePuzzle > blacktruck18 05/21/2015 at 12:52

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ha! TG HAS the budget!

MonkeePuzzle > Milky 05/21/2015 at 12:52

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right, I think it’d be amusing to see them getting stuck on sadly small boulders

thebigbossyboss > MonkeePuzzle 05/21/2015 at 12:56

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Gr8 Idea m8 r8 8/8

PS9 > MonkeePuzzle 05/21/2015 at 13:00

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I like the idea, but I think trying to do any serious offroading in this monstrosity will result in a fatality.

blacktruck18 > MonkeePuzzle 05/21/2015 at 13:01

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Yes, definitely. I just think Freiburger and Finnegan are over all better at hooning to the point of destruction..

anothermiatafanboy > MonkeePuzzle 05/21/2015 at 13:02

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I would watch that soooo hard.

BigBlock440 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/21/2015 at 13:11

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Nah, wheels are big enough. Maybe even too big.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > BigBlock440 05/21/2015 at 13:15

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Bigger tires. They don’t even fill out the width of the wheel wells. It looks weird.

MonkeePuzzle > blacktruck18 05/21/2015 at 13:33

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yeah, but there’d be no way to convince them to buy something so... shiny

MonkeePuzzle > PS9 05/21/2015 at 13:33

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“richard hammond has died... aaaaaanyway... back to the studio”

Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > MonkeePuzzle 05/21/2015 at 13:45

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“And on that bombshell...”

Racescort666 > MonkeePuzzle 05/21/2015 at 13:59

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I’m a truck guy and I'm ok with this.