I just had a wonderful idea

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05/21/2015 at 10:46 • Filed to: None

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The dealership should sponsor a spec-Caravan racing series.

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DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! mazda616 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/21/2015 at 10:47

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10/10 would watch.


Kinja'd!!! FKA-RacecaR > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/21/2015 at 10:50

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Not a Caravan.


Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/21/2015 at 10:50

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Used to be a thing:

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Kinja'd!!! TheTick247 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/21/2015 at 10:52

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I’ve given this concept (mini-van racing) a lot of thought over the last couple of years. I think it’d be a great LeMons-type racing series.


Kinja'd!!! Twism > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/21/2015 at 10:52

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One of these is not like the other.

And I call dibs on the second one: most recent, ‘’stout’’ 3.3 engine and ‘’fixed’’ transmission problems.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/21/2015 at 10:54

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Yes. Also Why are you canadian now?


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > thebigbossyboss
05/21/2015 at 10:59

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My daily driver Honda Civic is canadian domestic market so I call it the Angry Canadian


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Twism
05/21/2015 at 11:00

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Pontiac Montana is sitting there with it’s AWD. I see you, rally van. I see you.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > TheTick247
05/21/2015 at 11:00

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TOYOTA PREVIA DRIFTOWUUUU


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > FKA-RacecaR
05/21/2015 at 11:00

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AWD rallyvan


Kinja'd!!! Twism > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/21/2015 at 11:04

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a quick google search only found this:

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offroad Montanas are clearly an untapped market.


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/21/2015 at 11:21

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Eww


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/21/2015 at 11:28

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the ones with the I4 2.4L apparently fit all the SRT4 parts...


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/21/2015 at 11:31

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I think Spec Panther would be cheaper, more fun, and safer since they’re less likely to flip. I’ve almost flipped minivans before. They shouldn’t be on a track.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
05/21/2015 at 11:32

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I think you’re missing the point, friendo.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Twism
05/21/2015 at 11:33

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My boss wants to buy one, strip it, and mate up a supercharged 3800 Series II to the AWD drivetrain. 300hp AWD stripper van.


Kinja'd!!! MultiplaOrgasms > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
05/21/2015 at 11:42

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Pusy


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/21/2015 at 12:16

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Oh I see. The arctic vortex will welcome you shortly.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/21/2015 at 21:11

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The only problem is that they’d all probably either blow their transmissions or somehow shit themselves otherwise after the first lap though!