Cat will not leave me alone while I work outside

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 05/20/2015 at 22:12 • Filed to: stalker cat

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“Stop being productive and notice me, dammit!”

MLGCarGuy > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/20/2015 at 22:17

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It wants that box.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/20/2015 at 22:24

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I do believe that there is this secret initiation for cats. They must then sign paperwork that says they will interrupt you in whatever you are doing. Or maybe they’re just assholes. That’s probably it.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 05/20/2015 at 22:54

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“Let it also be decreed that if the humans actively seek us out, we act cold and aloof. All in favor?”

“Moew”

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/20/2015 at 23:03

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Scientists believe that cats can sense coming earthquakes up to 15 minutes in advance. But do they tell us? No. Because they’re cats. And they hate us. And they’re assholes.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/20/2015 at 23:31

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Mine is a complete dick

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 05/20/2015 at 23:35

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Now that’s one good lookin cat!

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/20/2015 at 23:37

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He's an ass hat. But he's family

TulsaMtnBiker (OkieRising) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/20/2015 at 23:53

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Truck cats are the best cats.

orcim > Spaceball-Two 05/21/2015 at 04:54

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“I’m itching my anus on your Enter key. Is it time to eat?”

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/21/2015 at 08:11

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Yes, cat’s can be dicks. Or just lonely too. My favorite cat story was one day I was in bed and my cat was jumping all over me during the night. I assumed she was just bored and wanted to play. I woke up to a dead mouse next to me on the bed. Apparently she wanted to show me her kill.