FUCK THE MTA WITH A SKYSCRAPER (Rant inside)

Kinja'd!!! "scoob" (scoobsti)
05/20/2015 at 08:34 • Filed to: MTA

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So I’m sitting on the Q train (local train) at a local stop and a B train (express train) flies by. I can transfer to the B at the next stop, so I anxiously wait till my train gets there.

Thankfully when my train gets to the next stop the B is sitting there waiting (I’m thinking the signal control people probably told the conductor of that train to wait for my train). So I run off the Q train and halfway across the platform the conductor of the B train closes the door. She sees me (or looks in my direction), opens the doors again, and then as I get even closer the doors close... AGAIN.

Now, the damn B train leaves. So I have to run back to the Q behind me. I’ll probably never see her again but I hate that conductor. I have a final exam to get to. I’m going to write a letter to the BBC and I don’t care if they don’t read it.

TL;DR - Some men just want to watch the world burn. And women.


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > scoob
05/20/2015 at 08:39

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I've seen bus drivers do that.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > scoob
05/20/2015 at 08:39

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They do that on purpose. I know a guy who works for the MTA who says that late night when they see a guy running down the stairs, they’ll wait until he gets close to slam the doors. Assholes.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > scoob
05/20/2015 at 08:41

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Fuck the MTA.

Seriously. Scumbags just keep bumpin’ up prices for shitty service so the LIRR workers can afford their mortgages for their 2nd homes.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Funktheduck
05/20/2015 at 08:56

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Bus driver did that to me when I was in middle school. He closed the doors in my face and almost chopped my hands off in the process. A witness yelled and wrote down bus number but I don’t know if she did anything afterwards.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
05/20/2015 at 08:57

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These dickbags need to go.


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > scoob
05/20/2015 at 09:15

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Transit people must be a little off. I think they enjoy doing that stuff every once and a while.


Kinja'd!!! BrainForest > scoob
05/20/2015 at 09:33

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Yup.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > scoob
05/20/2015 at 10:05

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Should have driven


Kinja'd!!! scoob > For Sweden
05/20/2015 at 10:34

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Pictured: Scoob’s “driver’s license”


Kinja'd!!! Rico > scoob
05/20/2015 at 13:25

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Is this a spider or an MTA bedbug?


Kinja'd!!! Rico > scoob
05/20/2015 at 13:29

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I once was running for a bus (note: I never run for a bus, it’s embarrassing so in this instance I broke my rule) and just as I get there he closed the door and I stuck my arm into it forcing him to open it. I get on and he’s like “You can’t stick your arm in the door, you can seriously injured. I would’ve opened the door for you, you don’t have to put your arm in”.

So I responded “You are full of shit, you weren’t going to open the door you were going to close it and drive off. Don’t sit there and fuckin lie to me” then I put in my metrocard and walked on towards the back of the bus.


Kinja'd!!! Rico > scoob
05/20/2015 at 13:32

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Eh driving around the city in the day time is a chore, too much traffic.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > scoob
05/22/2015 at 22:11

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I bet you could blame a union.