Seriously...

"Racescort666" (Racescort666) 05/19/2015 at 12:44 • Filed to: None

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...less than 12 inches is too close to stand to me when there is no one else in line.

/rant

Alfa Romeo in its natural habitat.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Racescort666 05/19/2015 at 12:47

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That drives me nuts. One of my wife’s co-workers is what we refer to as a “close-talker”.

I don’t remember his name any more I just refer to him as the close-talker. He’s always way too close.

Also, Alfa Romeo in its natural habitat:

TheHondaBro > Racescort666 05/19/2015 at 12:48

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Sorry bro, I was just really hungry, and I sorta thought that the line would advance quicker the closer I stood to you.

Azrek > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 05/19/2015 at 12:56

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We call those people Space Invaders.

Poor Alfa...how are the new 4Cs faring?

ttyymmnn > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 05/19/2015 at 12:57

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Also, Alfa Romeo in its natural habitat:

LOL. I worked for a Chevy dealership one summer back in the late ‘80s, and there was an Alfa that belonged to our leasing division that was parked on the lot waiting for parts. And waiting. And waiting. It sat there all summer.

nermal > Racescort666 05/19/2015 at 12:57

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Especially if you’re in a grocery store, and putting stuff on a conveyor belt. I always put down one of the separater thingies behind my stuff, with a good 6-12” buffer after the end of my food.
Same goes for offering the courtesy to the person in front.

Never fails there will be some dickbag that needs to move the separater into the buffer zone that I established, and stuff their cat litter right up next to my strawberries. Then they stand right behind and breathe down your neck. I’ve found the solution to this is to stand in front of your shopping cart, and use that to push them backwards so that they can’t get to the conveyor.

Racescort666 > nermal 05/19/2015 at 13:01

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I use the same shopping cart strategy.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Azrek 05/19/2015 at 13:06

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Space invaders is a good one!

I have no idea, I just assume with the badge comes time on a lift hahaha (that’s a google image)

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Racescort666 05/19/2015 at 13:26

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Or when there are three people in an elevator large enough to accommodate 8 comfortably. Why must you stand right up on me? The other guy gets it, and went to his respective side/corner. Scoot the fuck over! And this was before I had my coffee this morning, luckily I didn’t say anything I shouldn’t have.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 05/19/2015 at 13:27

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Close talker?

Close talker.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) 05/19/2015 at 13:36

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Oh yeah, this guy is as bad as the original.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 05/19/2015 at 13:38

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My uncle is a serious close talker. It’s like Seinfeld had met him then wrote an episode about him. Lovely guy though.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) 05/19/2015 at 13:40

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haha, maybe my wife’s co-worker is a cousin of yours then.

I wonder if it’s a gene?

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 05/19/2015 at 13:42

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Someone should fund a study.

TheTick247 > Racescort666 05/19/2015 at 15:42

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Reminds me of when I was the first person in a big stadium seating movie theater. I’m the only person there until maybe a minute before it starts. An older couple walks in and decides to sit DIRECTLY next to me not even a courtesy 1-seat gap. 400+ seats and they take the two seats immediately to my right. We are the only 3 people in the entire theater. SMH.

BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > Racescort666 05/20/2015 at 06:49

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This pisses me the fuck off. You’re not going to get there any sooner by standing so close behind me I can feel your breath on my neck. No-one’s going to push in infront of you, this is Britain and the usual punishemnt for that is hanging.

Why are you doing it?

Stef Schrader > Racescort666 05/21/2015 at 00:08

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EL_ULY, why?!