"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 05/18/2015 at 23:05 • Filed to: None

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scoob > Your boy, BJR 05/18/2015 at 23:07

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SaveTheIntegras > Your boy, BJR 05/18/2015 at 23:08

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Your boy, BJR > scoob 05/18/2015 at 23:08

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HammerheadFistpunch > Your boy, BJR 05/18/2015 at 23:09

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But I told him, I didn’t want to drive. I just want to....to...SING!

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR 05/18/2015 at 23:09

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“I swear officer, it just climbed right up there and won’t come down.”

Your boy, BJR > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 05/18/2015 at 23:11

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“I was just driving along, when the earth decided to take me and my car for a joyride. So you see officer, you should give the ground the ticket, not me.”

scoob > Your boy, BJR 05/18/2015 at 23:12

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Your boy, BJR 05/18/2015 at 23:13

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It’s Eldorado Man, doing the things that Eldorado can.

itschrome > Your boy, BJR 05/18/2015 at 23:14

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But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?It is the east, and Cadillac is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,

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Vicente Esteve > Your boy, BJR 05/18/2015 at 23:15

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My preachings were true!

IT’S RAININ’ CADDY’S!

Your boy, BJR > scoob 05/18/2015 at 23:15

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Your boy, BJR 05/18/2015 at 23:16

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I’m frankly quite surprised it made it up there without extensive body damage. The amount of momentum you’d need to get it into that position produces the kinds of forces that make steel panels fold like dough.

Your boy, BJR > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/18/2015 at 23:17

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This. This shit right here.

Alfalfa Romeo > Your boy, BJR 05/18/2015 at 23:20

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My Caddy’s so fly...

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Your boy, BJR 05/18/2015 at 23:38

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This Caddy has peaked.

wafflesnfalafel > Your boy, BJR 05/18/2015 at 23:42

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Eldorados are known for their well balanced handling

Spaceball-Two > Your boy, BJR 05/18/2015 at 23:51

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Sick grind brah!

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Your boy, BJR 05/19/2015 at 00:12

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The next Tony Hawk?

Sneaky Pete > Your boy, BJR 05/19/2015 at 01:04

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I’m not even angry, that’s amazing!

pip bip - choose Corrour > Your boy, BJR 05/19/2015 at 05:25

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HOW!?!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Your boy, BJR 05/19/2015 at 08:44

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How does one even manage that? That's almost impressive.

cornerslide > Your boy, BJR 05/19/2015 at 10:57

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If I was him I’d take the high road here. Then again his first attempt didn’t go so well.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/19/2015 at 13:51

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And I think it’s gonna be a long, long time ‘til tow trucks bring me down again to find, there’s too much damage for me to drive home, oh no no no.

‘Cause I’m an Eldo man...

Eldo maaaaaaaaan, sittin’ on a wall up here alone!