Here's a really frustrating dashcam video.

Kinja'd!!! "Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
05/18/2015 at 15:46 • Filed to: None

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This is me leaving the local car meet. (Same one that those guys ruined by crashing) You can feel my frustration boiling as these people shuffle along in the middle of the lane, not bothering to move an inch out of my way.


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Rainbow
05/18/2015 at 15:51

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Get a louder car and drive closer to their shins.


Kinja'd!!! Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > Rainbow
05/18/2015 at 15:52

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You got a little something right there.


Kinja'd!!! djmt1 > Rainbow
05/18/2015 at 15:52

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1:20. Lol, you got outpaced by a girl, bruv.

Seriously though you have the patience of a saint or your horn doesn’t work.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Milky
05/18/2015 at 15:53

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*With sidepipes


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > djmt1
05/18/2015 at 15:54

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I don’t trust this crowd. They’re all street racers. I figure if I honked at them, I’d get my windows shattered.


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
05/18/2015 at 15:55

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Yeah, I have to park under a tree... I don’t bother cleaning all the poop as it happens, because it will just come back before the day is up.


Kinja'd!!! Captain_Overboost > Rainbow
05/18/2015 at 15:59

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The problem is easy to spot. Those are not “people”. They’re egocentric little teenage asswipes whose parents need their asses kicked for not teaching their worthless spawn a lick of common courtesy.


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > Captain_Overboost
05/18/2015 at 16:00

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Well said.

It really did remind me of a high school hallway.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Takuro Spirit
05/18/2015 at 16:09

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Oooo …. you mean get their legs real hot when passing by? Good, thats what they get for walking.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Rainbow
05/18/2015 at 16:26

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Pop in neutral.

Rev up real loud.

Watch them scurry.

Works great in the Montego. Hahaha


Kinja'd!!! mXxxxXm24 /O/ /O/ > Rainbow
05/18/2015 at 17:10

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Sounds like you need a scarecrow. That'll show those birds.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Rainbow
05/18/2015 at 17:13

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It’s annoying, but that’s just people these days. I hate to say it, but if you didn’t make yourself known they’re just going to keep doing it.

Try driving in NYC. The only way to get around pedestrians is to not give them room. Freaks the wife out to no end, but people won’t stop for you unless you’re on their way.


Kinja'd!!! FastIndy > Rainbow
05/18/2015 at 17:54

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I’ve seen more purposeful wandering of a group of walkers when watching a Walking Dead rerun.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Rainbow
05/18/2015 at 18:26

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My family does this at car shows and cruise nights. I always have to usher them to the side as they obliviously walk down the middle of the aisle in front of a car.


Kinja'd!!! MultiplaOrgasms > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
05/18/2015 at 18:29

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Probably won’t work quite as well with a 4 cylinder Escort.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > MultiplaOrgasms
05/19/2015 at 09:37

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giving it’s got half the amount of cylinders and tailpipes, probably not.

Though it might work just enough to wake up the idiots in front of you.