Screenshot Roulette - 05182015

"McMike" (mcmike) 05/18/2015 at 13:04 • Filed to: Screenshot roulette, action patrick

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Welcome to !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , where we gather random screenshots from a Jalopnik editor’s appearance from a live broadcast or video, and share them to Oppo.

Today’s screeenshots come to us from an appearance at the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , featuring Patrick George

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Meme, caption, or just pick your favorite.

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Jcarr > McMike 05/18/2015 at 13:07

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“Doin’ my best Conan O’Brien impression.”

Cherry_man1 > McMike 05/18/2015 at 13:09

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It was at this moment Patrick knew, he fucked up.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > McMike 05/18/2015 at 13:10

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You think this is a motherfucking (video) game!?

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > McMike 05/18/2015 at 13:10

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Oh Shit! Hit the reset button.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > McMike 05/18/2015 at 13:11

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Fuck. I forgot I’m not playing Forza.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > McMike 05/18/2015 at 13:19

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Oh, shit.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > McMike 05/18/2015 at 13:19

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Mommy!

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > McMike 05/18/2015 at 13:20

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This is going to suck.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > McMike 05/18/2015 at 13:20

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This sucks.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > McMike 05/18/2015 at 13:20

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That sucked.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > McMike 05/18/2015 at 13:20

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I suck.

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > McMike 05/18/2015 at 13:22

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But hey, at least I’m not in Virginia. You think speeding laws are harsh? They castrate you for crashing a Camaro there.

XJDano > McMike 05/18/2015 at 13:36

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Eeh, not my car, not my problem. I’m sure this has happened to other journalist. At least they’ll remember me.

Where's my swag?

Patrick George > McMike 05/18/2015 at 13:45

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This is wonderful, I love you McMike

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > McMike 05/18/2015 at 13:46

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oooooOOOOOOONONONONONONONO!

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > McMike 05/18/2015 at 13:58

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ooooh bet my tire pressure was off by 3psi

McMike > Patrick George 05/18/2015 at 14:00

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It was an honor. Welcome to the club.

McMike > McMike 05/18/2015 at 14:06

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Hard-hitting Camaro news is 3.... 2...... 1.......

Alfalfa Romeo > McMike 05/18/2015 at 14:09

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The mic certainly can’t help the already limited visibility...

RockThrillz89 > McMike 05/18/2015 at 14:11

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Senpai DeMuro will never notice me.

Alfalfa Romeo > McMike 05/18/2015 at 14:11

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Yes, I crashed that Camaro! And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids!

Spaceball-Two > McMike 05/18/2015 at 15:05

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Are he and Doug related? They kinda look alike.

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > Spaceball-Two 05/18/2015 at 15:42

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Yay! I’m not the only one that thought that!

The Compromiser > McMike 05/18/2015 at 19:55

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Git you some of that!! Wooooo!

Its Miller time!

The Compromiser > McMike 05/18/2015 at 20:31

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Got me too much of that... woooooo?

gonna need a shot to put out these flames.

The Compromiser > McMike 05/18/2015 at 20:33

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Ha ha! Joke’s on you! I haven’t got a license, but I drive very well (ish).

The Compromiser > McMike 05/18/2015 at 20:35

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I know the drill. Hands behind my back, right to remain..blah, blah, blah... you guys need a new line to mix it up a bit. You sound like Tyler on an F 35 rant.

The Compromiser > McMike 05/18/2015 at 20:37

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Did Okulski put you up to this? Seriously... where are the hidden cameras? Are you sure that guy over there isn’t Jeff Gordon? That’s gotta be a wig.

The Compromiser > McMike 05/18/2015 at 20:39

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If I just look away and don’t respond, the organizer will just go away. Macho, macho man. I wanna be a macho man....

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > McMike 05/18/2015 at 21:28

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Last in car shot: “urine absorbent seats are fab"

pip bip - choose Corrour > McMike 05/19/2015 at 06:53

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

McMike > McMike 05/29/2015 at 08:13

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Out of ideas for captions? Enable the CC on playback, and let YouTube create them for you.