Bro, my ship's road legal.

"ToyDeathbot" (ToyDeathbot) 05/15/2015 at 21:28 • Filed to: None

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GhostZ > ToyDeathbot 05/15/2015 at 21:32

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JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN REGISTER IT IN STATE DOESN’T MEAN ITS FEDERALLY LEGAL!!!

Did you get it crash tested? What federally approved importer did the modifications?

I can’t wait until you law breaking assholes get that boat crushed by customs.

ToyDeathbot > GhostZ 05/15/2015 at 21:37

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Next up on Jalopnik - “Government Assholes crushed this cruise ship for violating every single law possible”

scoob > ToyDeathbot 05/15/2015 at 21:38

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Nope, no indicators, windshield, lights, emissions testing, etc.

TheHondaBro > ToyDeathbot 05/15/2015 at 21:40

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Even the laws restricting grazing.

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > ToyDeathbot 05/15/2015 at 21:43

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A state that registers any vehicle.

Excuse me sir, is this Florida.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > ToyDeathbot 05/15/2015 at 21:58

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Does it handle like a boat?

ToyDeathbot > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 05/15/2015 at 22:09

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yer, just like a Cadillac from the 1970s

ToyDeathbot > scoob 05/15/2015 at 22:10

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Does chucking your passengers off the side count as indication?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > ToyDeathbot 05/15/2015 at 22:14

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Oh. Those are known to be rather floaty.

Brickman > ToyDeathbot 05/15/2015 at 22:17

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Dat wing though.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > ToyDeathbot 05/15/2015 at 22:23

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land yacht

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > ToyDeathbot 05/15/2015 at 22:31

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Even those pertaining to Physics!

TheOnelectronic > ToyDeathbot 05/16/2015 at 02:09

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And it will still be stuck on the one backed up lane next to five empty ones trying to get to work.

m2m, apex detective > ToyDeathbot 06/01/2015 at 05:02

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Yaw Indicator™, y’allz!

You know ... the ship tilts ever so slightly in the direction it does not go.