"Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke)
05/15/2015 at 16:23 • Filed to: None
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"Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke)
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it was a very, very intense two hours.
And what did I learn?
In the post apocalypse, men will wear more eye shadow.
The ruling class of warriors will have been trained by Cirque du Soleil
Not a single Prius will survive to be made into war-mobiles.
Mercedes w series will make it however.
and most importantly, in the wastelands, “BAJA ALL THE THINGS!!!!” is a way of life!
Your boy, BJR
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
05/15/2015 at 16:52 |
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Yes, but keep in mind the biggest lesson to learn-
When fuel is a prescuious and rare commodity, make sure to get the biggest goddamn V8 (sometimes 2) you can find and shove that shit in a monster truck. It's sound logic.
Shamoononon drives like a farmer
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
05/15/2015 at 16:59 |
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What are those big poles on the cars and motorcycles?
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Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> Your boy, BJR
05/15/2015 at 17:04 |
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Yeah, but there only about 100 cars left, so there’s plenty to go around!
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Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> Shamoononon drives like a farmer
05/15/2015 at 17:05 |
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It’s sort of a spoiler if I tell you, but I think you can see it on the trailer. Pretty cool though.
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Your boy, BJR
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
05/15/2015 at 17:05 |
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There’s only about one car left after all that, and it’s a double goddamn Cadillac.
CADILLAC TRUMPS ALL!
MrDakka
> Your boy, BJR
05/16/2015 at 01:01 |
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Only the biggest of the cast iron V8’s survive the apocalypse to power the orkiest of vehicles. Any more cylinders and those coked up Fiends, tribals, mutie scum survivors start to lose track because they can’t count any higher. Any lower would mean relegating yourself to the lowest man on the totem pole in that hydraulic dictatorship.
Chairman Kaga
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
05/18/2015 at 17:20 |
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Doof Warrior.
That is all.
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Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> Chairman Kaga
05/18/2015 at 17:21 |
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No one will ever rock harder than him. All of the rest of you, put down your guitars. The party is over. He wins.
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Chairman Kaga
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
05/18/2015 at 18:08 |
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http://ultimateclassicrock.com/max-max-guitar…
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Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> Chairman Kaga
05/18/2015 at 18:26 |
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Nope. Nikki is stationary, not strapped to the top of a former rocket launcher going 70/kph. He should take up the acordian now.