Write A Six-Word Racing Story, Starring Porsche 911 GT3R-chan

"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy) 05/15/2015 at 13:32 • Filed to: Six-Word Car Stories, Six-Word Racing Stories

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Yes, it’s !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! again, but this time there’s just one restriction: make a six-word story starring !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

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Just who is she, really? What’s beneath the bright, cheery eyes, the ear-to-ear smile, and shapely, sexy body? A living broadsword? Enough power to pulverize 100 armies? The power to fix the Universe? A hit list that would put Jack the Ripper to shame? Or is she a Titan? It’s your call, as long as you use just six words.

mcseanerson > Wheelerguy 05/15/2015 at 13:41

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Martini stripping. Fuel burning. Always leading.

Party-vi > Wheelerguy 05/15/2015 at 13:45

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Will senpai notice me?

*IMS intensifies*

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > Wheelerguy 05/15/2015 at 13:46

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I too kawaii for racetrack, senpai.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Wheelerguy 05/15/2015 at 13:49

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I hate Porches. Hoping for breakdown.

DrJohannVegas > Wheelerguy 05/15/2015 at 13:49

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Swiggity swooty, engine in da booty.

Party-vi > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 05/15/2015 at 13:52

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You take your porch racing?

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Party-vi 05/15/2015 at 13:56

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BEST TYPO OF MY LIFE - NOT EVEN CHANGING IT

RallyWrench > Wheelerguy 05/15/2015 at 14:39

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Manipulate the rulebook. Complain about BOP.

Hermann > Wheelerguy 05/15/2015 at 14:46

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New Porsche launched. No related merchandising.

Edit: You prompted a racing story, not science fiction. I’ll try again, this time something that’s not science fiction.

Porsche has new millenial marketing campaign.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Wheelerguy 05/15/2015 at 15:04

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I won.....but at what cost?

BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > Wheelerguy 05/15/2015 at 16:22

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Based on last year’s Nurburgring 24h laptimes:

If only the Astons were slower...

Tohru > Wheelerguy 05/16/2015 at 10:31

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Anime on track, hentai in pits.