Burn Candy Crush Saga for Win10 to the ground.

Kinja'd!!! "Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
05/15/2015 at 03:21 • Filed to: None

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No, really, just do. Fuck that shit. Crush it, burn it, mash it, kill it off. I don’t want to infect my PC with the most terrible game of this decade.

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I’d rather have Halo: Combat Evolved in place of that POS that’s worse than even the poo coming out of my ass. Or Trackmania 2. There’s so many games that deserve to be !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

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Besides, King’s games are basically Bejeweled. Same old, same old. They can’t do anything better than their current offerings. Seriously. WTF are they on?

I’ll give you some cars to calm you (and me) down.

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And another F1 mythic corner onboard collection, this time in Monza.


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! random001 > Wheelerguy
05/15/2015 at 06:16

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What....what were you saying? I got distracted....


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > random001
05/15/2015 at 06:44

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Was about to say there was a Hot Wheels version of that,

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and in real life someone put a roof on it.

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And that Candy Crush Saga is an Auto-install on Windows 10.


Kinja'd!!! random001 > Wheelerguy
05/15/2015 at 06:47

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Oh my god I can't even a thing, what?


Kinja'd!!! spanfucker retire bitch > Wheelerguy
05/15/2015 at 08:15

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Plus King (the company) are a bunch of fucks.

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2014/01/22/kin…

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2014/01/21/ste…

The only good news to come out of this, is the fact that it’ll no doubt be a Universal Windows App. Meaning it can’t infect the registry, and it’s completely and totally sandboxed off from the rest of the system.

So once you uninstall it, it’s gone for good and there will be nothing left behind.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > spanfucker retire bitch
05/15/2015 at 09:09

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Yes I can play Trackmania as long as it’s on the Windows store.


Kinja'd!!! RockThrillz89 > Wheelerguy
05/15/2015 at 09:18

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Never realized that from about 2000 through 2007 they used grooved tires in F1 (based on the video; Wiki says 1999). Looked it up and learned it was, at least in part, in an effort to control speeds. We need to go back to those days of not caring. “We need you to slow down. But instead of lowering engine output, were just going to make it less safe for you to travel at higher speeds. Let’s see just how big your testicles really are.”

Also, MS can blow CCS out their collective assholes. I understand including it probably brought in some cash to help offset the fact that it is a free upgrade to Windows 10, but it’s probably still going to be innundated with adverts or in app purchases. Just give me solitaire, minesweeper and that super cool pinball space cadet thing and I’ll be happy.

What’s the over-under on CCS being non-removable unless you really know how to dig into computer software?


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > RockThrillz89
05/15/2015 at 09:39

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Never realized that from about 2000 through 2007 they used grooved tires in F1 (based on the video; Wiki says 1999). Looked it up and learned it was, at least in part, in an effort to control speeds. We need to go back to those days of not caring. “We need you to slow down. But instead of lowering engine output, were just going to make it less safe for you to travel at higher speeds. Let’s see just how big your testicles really are if you can handle the heat.”

See, someone has claimed big balls. We’ve gotta come up with a better idiom.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Wheelerguy
05/15/2015 at 09:40

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*heavy breathing*


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > GhostZ
05/15/2015 at 09:43

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Well, looks like I got one class of car anyone will drop dead for.

Next up, Aston Martin DBR1.


Kinja'd!!! RockThrillz89 > Wheelerguy
05/15/2015 at 09:44

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If you can handle the heat has become rather played out too. Plus, it applies more to high pressure situations, not dangerous situations. Maybe something like “lets see just how high your rev limiter is.”?


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > RockThrillz89
05/15/2015 at 09:47

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Better. Much better.

Or how about... “Let’s see if you can resize our restrictors”.


Kinja'd!!! RockThrillz89 > Wheelerguy
05/15/2015 at 10:01

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Ohhh, I like that one for this situation. Plus yours uses alliteration.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Wheelerguy
05/15/2015 at 10:41

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I wonder if they’ll be including a U2 album as well?