Well, I Passed The Drug Test

Kinja'd!!! "Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222)
05/14/2015 at 15:58 • Filed to: None

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I start at Oreilly’s tomorrow morning. I think I’m gonna like this job, it might be fun. Also, My first purchase with my Oreilly’s paycheck will be struts for my truck.

Then a new bug shield, mine is cracking and held on partially with duct tape:

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DISCUSSION (34)


Kinja'd!!! m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/14/2015 at 16:01

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They actually do drug tests in Colorado? Haha.


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/14/2015 at 16:02

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Yay! Gainful employment with paychecks and everything!


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO
05/14/2015 at 16:02

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Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
05/14/2015 at 16:02

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And an employee discount.


Kinja'd!!! m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > Nibbles
05/14/2015 at 16:03

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I mean, it is legal there.


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/14/2015 at 16:03

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AWESOMESAUCE


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Nibbles
05/14/2015 at 16:05

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Thanks and no I wont give you my discount


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/14/2015 at 16:05

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Do we get an Oppo discount?


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO
05/14/2015 at 16:05

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I know. I can’t tell you how immensely tired I am of hearing the same fucking joke every time I say I live here.


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/14/2015 at 16:06

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That’s fine I can buy all the parts with my PHAT STAX


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Funktheduck
05/14/2015 at 16:07

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Nope, my discount.

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Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Harper > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/14/2015 at 16:08

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Peanut situation update pls.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO
05/14/2015 at 16:10

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Irony is a difficult word to define, but you know it when you see it.


Kinja'd!!! Sneaky Pete > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/14/2015 at 16:12

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I always thought it’d be fun to work at an auto parts store. Update us with how you like it.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jonathan Harper
05/14/2015 at 16:14

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Are you genuinely interested or are you trying to antagonize me


Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Harper > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/14/2015 at 16:18

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Kinja'd!!! Rico > Nibbles
05/14/2015 at 16:18

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You sound like you need a blunt.


Kinja'd!!! WRXerFish - WRX-Wing pilot > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/14/2015 at 16:20

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Congrats!


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jonathan Harper
05/14/2015 at 16:21

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Dont be a dick


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jonathan Harper
05/14/2015 at 16:21

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Dont be a dick


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/14/2015 at 16:22

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I think I’m with everyone else in saying congrats and we’re going to need to take advantage of that discount.


Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Harper > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/14/2015 at 16:23

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Whattttt?? Dude you posted a mega rant on a car forum about peanuts.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/14/2015 at 16:24

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LOL


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > Rico
05/14/2015 at 16:25

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Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/14/2015 at 17:15

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The best part is you will be one of few working there that actually know something about cars.


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/14/2015 at 18:46

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Denver, relax. Not everyone is trying to be your enemy.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > desertdog5051
05/14/2015 at 23:34

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This is true


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Sneaky Pete
05/14/2015 at 23:35

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Will do


Kinja'd!!! AASHOUR6 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/15/2015 at 01:45

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The one on havana?


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > AASHOUR6
05/15/2015 at 01:49

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No, Arapahoe and Broadway. I wish I got hired at the one on havana. You should drop by next time you need an oil change


Kinja'd!!! AASHOUR6 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/15/2015 at 01:52

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Definitely will!


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > AASHOUR6
05/15/2015 at 01:56

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I look forward to seeing you! BTW, I dont work mondays or wednesdays, If you wanna see me. I may even offer to help you with the oil change on my day off (if I have time). You have a 4.0 right?


Kinja'd!!! AASHOUR6 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/15/2015 at 11:21

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Yes i do but automatic


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > AASHOUR6
05/15/2015 at 15:29

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Then its basically the same engine as me. If you want me to, I can definetly help