![]() 05/14/2015 at 06:55 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
![]() 05/14/2015 at 07:38 |
|
We live in a world where actual news seems like The Onion... Holy shit
![]() 05/14/2015 at 07:48 |
|
Speaking of. In north kirea yesterday they shot a high ranking member of the army execution style. Using an anti-aircraft gun. Wut?
![]() 05/14/2015 at 07:49 |
|
Headline: “Wedgie Man Sentenced to 5 Years Wearing Stepfathers Underwear On Head”.
![]() 05/14/2015 at 07:52 |
|
I’m not sure if this funny or tragic.
When this guy goes to jail what will he tell people he’s in for? Just, “I killed a man.” or will he elaborate.
If he does elaborate will that gain him respect or derision?
So many questions.
![]() 05/14/2015 at 08:14 |
|
...for falling asleep.
![]() 05/14/2015 at 08:15 |
|
Yes.
![]() 05/14/2015 at 08:38 |
|
Like HOW? Were they standing next to a railing and the guy got launched over? Did the stepdad just have a super weak groin? Where there rusty nails and shards of glass in the dad’s briefs? How is death even possible?
![]() 05/14/2015 at 09:22 |
|
“At least you weren’t melvined.”
![]() 05/14/2015 at 09:37 |
|
Holy shit... that’s the definition of fucked up.
![]() 05/15/2015 at 19:18 |
|
Brad Davis pleaded guilty to first-degree manslaughter in the death of Denver St. Clair.
An autopsy found that St. Clair died after an elastic band on his underwear was pulled over his head, cutting off his air.
Prosecutors are pushing for a 35-year prison sentence.
![]() 05/15/2015 at 19:59 |
|
Brad Davis pleaded guilty to first-degree manslaughter in the death of Denver St. Clair.
An autopsy found that St. Clair died after an elastic band on his underwear was pulled over his head, cutting off his air.
Prosecutors are pushing for a 35-year prison sentence.