Wants for when I become a baller.

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05/13/2015 at 21:56 • Filed to: None

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Also, somebody please make the G Wagon depreciate more.

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DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! MLGCarGuy > jkm7680
05/13/2015 at 22:01

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A true baller owns all three of these:

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Aka Mr. Paul Bailey.


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > MLGCarGuy
05/13/2015 at 22:04

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Am I the only one who couldn’t care less about the Porsche? I mean, sure it’s mechanically awesome... but it just doesn’t look a fraction as good as the other two.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > MLGCarGuy
05/13/2015 at 22:05

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Confession: Supercars are useless.


Kinja'd!!! MLGCarGuy > jkm7680
05/13/2015 at 22:06

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Confession: I agree.


Kinja'd!!! MLGCarGuy > Rainbow
05/13/2015 at 22:07

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I used to love the Porsche…then something happened and I noticed I loved the P1 even more. It’s more…dramatic.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > jkm7680
05/13/2015 at 22:21

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What is the reliable DD??


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > jkm7680
05/13/2015 at 22:25

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>Talks about being a Baller

>Doesn’t include the ultimate Baller-mobile

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Kinja'd!!! Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed > jkm7680
05/13/2015 at 23:24

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This man is the truest of ballers. A particular man of unrivaled taste and class. Take note my son, for you are not ready.

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Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/14/2015 at 07:09

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Kinja'd!!! spanfucker retire bitch > Rainbow
05/14/2015 at 08:41

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I don’t know what to think about you anymore. The 918 is the only one of those three cars I care about.


Kinja'd!!! ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > jkm7680
05/14/2015 at 09:15

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G wagon all day... I have to own one before they disappear.


Kinja'd!!! MultiplaOrgasms > Vicente Esteve
05/14/2015 at 20:11

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Plot twist: There is a second G-Wagon, a 1980s Diesel model.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > MultiplaOrgasms
05/14/2015 at 21:31

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Works for me!


Kinja'd!!! Trevor Mohr > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/14/2015 at 21:44

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Nope. Won’t cut it. You’ll need the Strut grille package if you really want to ball hard.