I don't care how dirty, old, or out of style she is.....

Kinja'd!!! "Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
05/13/2015 at 05:52 • Filed to: None

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....Goldie is the most beautiful car I’ve ever laid eyes on.


DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Your boy, BJR
05/13/2015 at 06:20

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This is what oppo’s all about. Getting something you like and giving no fucks what others think about it.

That or being forced to buy several rusty Miatas...


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
05/13/2015 at 06:21

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Miatas can suck a dick with their tininess and impracticality.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Your boy, BJR
05/13/2015 at 06:46

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style!


Kinja'd!!! traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > Your boy, BJR
05/13/2015 at 06:48

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So, more beautiful than this?

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Kinja'd!!! ReaperChief > Your boy, BJR
05/13/2015 at 06:51

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What car is that? It looks pretty stylish and brown/beige is quite the fashion right now..


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Your boy, BJR
05/13/2015 at 07:13

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thank you


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Your boy, BJR
05/13/2015 at 07:15

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I certainly wouldn’t have one as a daily.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Your boy, BJR
05/13/2015 at 07:39

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ty


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Your boy, BJR
05/13/2015 at 07:40

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Throw some D’s on that bitch! D’s as in Daytons. Specifically gold ones.


Kinja'd!!! mr2gud2u > Your boy, BJR
05/13/2015 at 08:08

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Big girl is begging for Vogues and wire wheels.


Kinja'd!!! mazda616 > Your boy, BJR
05/13/2015 at 08:56

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My grandma had an ‘04 Deville for ten years and it was a great car. Never gave them any troubles except towards the final months they had it, and even those troubles were relatively minor. It needed tire pressure sensors as they'd long since quit and the a/c was going out. They traded it on a 2012 SRX last year and my grandma still misses her Deville even though she does like the SRX.


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Your boy, BJR
05/13/2015 at 10:14

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Get rid of those hideous door protectors.

And get some daytons already


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > ReaperChief
05/13/2015 at 10:19

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2004 Casillac DeVille


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
05/13/2015 at 10:19

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6’4” and 205lbs. Car is like a sardine can to me.


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Your boy, BJR
05/13/2015 at 10:25

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5-9” and 150 lbs. I’d probably fit okay. Still wouldnt want to drive one every day.


Kinja'd!!! bryan40oop > Your boy, BJR
05/13/2015 at 11:52

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https://www.qualsight.com/lasik-surgeons…


Kinja'd!!! Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Your boy, BJR
05/13/2015 at 17:26

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I once had a lover named Goldie. She was murdered in my place, a set up, they were trying to frame me. I didn’t know who done it, but I know wasn’t me. So I decided to go on a bit of a therapeutic rampage to figure it out. Then I smelled it, it smelled like Goldie. It couldn’t have been her, she’s dead, but there she was trying to kill me. Anyway, long story short it was her twin and after encountering a foul stinking little fucker and a demented cannibalistic priest, I had all the answers I needed.

The point to my story is that I appreciate your love for Goldie, no matter the opinions of others.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > bryan40oop
05/14/2015 at 02:12

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I give about as many fucks as Johnny Hitler up there.