Oppo Poll: Sweet Revenge in the Form of Tacky Car Show Shirts

"yamahog" (yamahog) 05/12/2015 at 22:29 • Filed to: None

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As you’ve probably all heard by now, my car !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . It’s ok though, we all need to be able to slick back our mullets and laugh at ourselves sometimes!

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But as you probably don’t know, Travis’s birthday is coming up! And since it just so happens to fall on the weekend of this year’s Hot Rod Power Tour, I gave him the early birthday present of registering his Monte Carlo a while back. Now though, I feel that I should shower him in more presents as a sign of my admiration for his writing talents, and I need Oppo’s help to pick out the tackiest best Power Tour shirt!

Options so far:

THE FULL MONTY... CARLO!

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A TIMELESS CLASSIC!

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THE INTIMIDATOR!

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And... uhh... actually, this one’s not that bad:

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LIFE’S A DRAG!

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And whatever this mess is:

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For Sweden > yamahog 05/12/2015 at 22:31

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I hear Travises (Travii?) also like being driven around by Jeff Gordon.

Your boy, BJR > yamahog 05/12/2015 at 22:32

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I like the 2nd one because front and center W-Body.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > yamahog 05/12/2015 at 22:32

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The 2nd one, because who doesn’t love these:

By far the best Monte Carlo.

Sweet Trav > For Sweden 05/12/2015 at 22:33

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Wrong. I was a Mark Martin and Rusty Wallace fan.

crowmolly > yamahog 05/12/2015 at 22:33

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Get him a windshield sticker that says “NOT A METH DEALER”

yamahog > Your boy, BJR 05/12/2015 at 22:33

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He gets sooooo mad when I spot a 2000s Monte Carlo and say “LOOK IT’S YOUR PEOPLE!”

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > yamahog 05/12/2015 at 22:34

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I believe I’m somewhat qualified to make a wise recommendation on Chevy things, hehe.

Because it looks batshit insane!! :D

http://www.1maddmax.com/md119MonteCarl…

Sweet Trav > yamahog 05/12/2015 at 22:34

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THEY ARE NOT MY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > yamahog 05/12/2015 at 22:35

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The one with the meh W-body front and center!

yamahog > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/12/2015 at 22:35

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NEW FRONTRUNNER!!

update: he just looked over and said “that’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen”

100% perfect

Sweet Trav > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 05/12/2015 at 22:37

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I just threw up in my mouth...

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Sweet Trav 05/12/2015 at 22:41

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True Monte Carlos are FWD and V6.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > yamahog 05/12/2015 at 22:42

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YUS!! :D

Sweet Trav > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 05/12/2015 at 22:43

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Nope. Thats a 2 door lumina.

I’m in denial about the name plate existing past 88.

yamahog > Sweet Trav 05/12/2015 at 22:44

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Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Sweet Trav 05/12/2015 at 22:47

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It could only have been greater had GM stayed true to the name, and based it on Motor Trend’s 1997 car of the year.

Further evidence of how much we should trust Motor Trend vehicle of the year awards.

Sweet Trav > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 05/12/2015 at 22:49

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I owned one of these as well. It had one redeeming quality, but I forgot what it was.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Sweet Trav 05/12/2015 at 22:51

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That you no longer own it?

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/12/2015 at 22:54

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Must be combined with this

www.amazon.com/Rubies-Costume-Co-Mullet-Wig/dp/B00JO9G6EC

Sweet Trav > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 05/12/2015 at 22:57

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That’s It!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Santiago of Escuderia Boricua 05/12/2015 at 22:57

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Oh yes...

Your boy, BJR > yamahog 05/12/2015 at 23:06

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I mean.....they are....

ranwhenparked > yamahog 05/12/2015 at 23:07

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Why does it seem like every one of those shirts is especially designed to be worn two sizes too small and tucked over a flabby gut into a pair of ill-fitting cargo shorts?

Your boy, BJR > Sweet Trav 05/12/2015 at 23:07

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Idk man, every time I think “Monte Carlo”, I picture a 2nd gen W-Body, which, as a result, is what I picture every time I read your name.

Frank Grimes > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 05/12/2015 at 23:37

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i want to kick you in the nutz.

CRider > yamahog 05/13/2015 at 01:14

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I thought Monte drivers all dressed like this

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Sweet Trav 05/13/2015 at 01:19

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Don’t lie, you’re just jelly my monte carlo could beat yours in an autocross.

True fact - Redline on the 3100 is somewhat near 6 grand......the automatic transmission had no problems letting it go way past that. In Overdrive. I swear I hit over 7000 on most runs.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Sweet Trav 05/13/2015 at 08:26

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yamahog > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 05/14/2015 at 20:14

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Don’t lie, you’re just jelly my monte carlo could beat yours in an autocross.

Them’s fightin’ words!! Are you doing the autocross at MIS on Sunday?

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > yamahog 05/14/2015 at 21:11

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Nope. Got my MSF training this weekend so I can legally ride my nighthawk

PS9 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 05/17/2015 at 18:31

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Holy fuck, what kind of shitty ass year was 1997 for cars that this thing could win COTY?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > PS9 05/17/2015 at 18:39

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Motor Trend tends to jump the gun on their COTY, TOTY, etc. They tend to pick cars that haven’t even been released yet. For instance, the new Colorado, which is still being outsold by the “Old, dated, terrible” Tacoma.