![]() 05/12/2015 at 09:46 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I want to carry around a bunch of rainbow flags. Whenever I see something like this in a parking lot, I’ll swap them out.
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godspeed
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I’m pretty sure that will end with you being beaten.
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Sounds like a quick way to get shot.
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It makes me sad that this high schooler is so obese and is not even truly an adult yet.
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been nice knowing you.
(do it , then hide with a camera rolling so we can see their reactions!)
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I just wanna go wherever these people live.. in THIS car
With my pink hair, and play Village people on 11 on the amp.
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Knowing where those flags tend to be, and who tends to have them, it’s not all *that* inaccurate to put a rainbow flag in place of that.
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I feel like he’d notice when you take off his shirt to swap it though
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I would LOVE to. That’s actually one of my ideas for a possible Youtube car show if I can find the time and/or funding.
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Don’t come to Florida;
especially my high school parking lot
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‘MURICA!
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i’ll give you $100.00
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I have thought about driving around with a glovebox full of “Hillary for President” stickers and slapping them on trucks like that.
Better yet, drive around with a pair of hedge clippers and castrate all trucks with trucknutz.
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Work in conjunction with a Toyota dealer to replace their Confederate trucks with Prius Cs. The Toyota dealer will love you for it. The owners...not so much.
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“Don’t come to Florida” is good advice for anybody, regardless.
But yeah, it’s like that here as well. Strange, though, since Atlanta is one of the most gay-friendly/progressive/generally liberal cities in the country, but just an hour outside the perimeter and the rest of the state is Alabama II.
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I do keep sticky notes in my car as a general rule (people are more apt to notice a message left on the door handle than under their wipers) and occasionally I modify bumper stickers with them. For example, “If this flag offends you, it’s due to your [my] own damn ignorance.”
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True story - that truck has a decent lift kit on it, you just can’t tell cause Jr. Is sitting on the poor beast.
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Is it Junior or JR? Both are atypical wannabe hick names.
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JR Jr.
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Depends on where you are OTP. Cobb and Gwinnett have a fighting chance of being reasonable. South Cherokee (where I live), still a decent shot.
You hit Pickens County up 515, yeah, it is East Alabama.
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I think it would be better to drive a Ram painted the same way as that Merc, then plaster it with pro-gay, pro-gun, AND pro-NASCAR stickers. Then show up in it dressed exactly like the guy in the original picture, smoking a cigar and playing the Village People on 11. Watching tiny minds explode is fun!
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Just hide afterward and video the reactions.
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True, but I could not find a picture of a rainbow coloured Ram :P
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It makes me sad that we have medications to keep him alive long enough to reproduce.
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Best advice ever.
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How about “The South will burn again” stickers?
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Have you ever seen that Top Gear episode where they drove around the rural South in there gay pride cars? The three of them where nearly lynched.
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“It was just a prank bro!”
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I’m in Gwinnett. It’s not bad at all in the grand scheme of things, but still pretty bad in parts.
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in a related theme, I’ve contemplated (but, to be clear, not actually done) crushing up some charcoal briquettes and dumping the ensuing powder into the HVAC air-vents of pickups that feel the need “roll coal”. If they don’t think it’s a big deal breathing in soot and particulates, then they shouldn’t mind, right?
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Or you could spray the trucknutz with some adhesive and then coat them with glitter/bedazzles (whatever the heck they are)/sequins/etc. The more colorful, the better.
Alternatively, you could use one of those Rainbow Art sets that are featured so frequently on TV to make the trucknutz gay-proud. Not sure if that stuff is water soluble, though, so it may not last.
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Likely the same with Cobb. You know when you aren’t in Kansas anymore when there become more trees than houses. (Pickens, Hall, Dawson, and counties further north)
However, you have to deal with going there if you want to go to Road Atlanta or Atlanta Motorsports Park (where I’ll be on Saturday).
At some point, the Atlanta Oppos should do a track day.
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I’ve seriously considered a rainbow flag in the bed of my F-150, and a hot pink 12 gauge shotgun in a gun rack on the rear window.
I agree with stereo blaring Village People and possibly dressed as a Tom of Finland man. I mean, you gotta play the part, right?
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Road Atlanta track days are way too expensive. I don’t want to spend like $300 for just an hour or so of pushing my car to its limits...
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The group I normally go with is cheaper than that. Other groups is normally $300 or so, we are $250, and you get more time than with other groups.
AMP is also cheaper than Road Atlanta. But for maximum cheapness, the way to do it is camp at Roebling Road. $250 for a weekend at the track! You will wear out before your car does.
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Hmm, interesting. Are passengers free/reduced, or not allowed at all? I honestly can’t bring myself to spend more than $50 on something like this, at least for a long time. I’d absolutely love to do an Oppo track day, but I probably wouldn’t be driving.
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Passengers are free. Sometimes there are helmets available as well. (You have to have an SA2010 helmet as passenger or driver)
Co-drivers are $75 (assuming you can find someone who will let you drive their car)
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Do you live in a state with purple mountains and a building that looks like a cash register and enjoy hard corn shells stuffed with meats and cheeses or enjoy mid size pickups named colorado and tacoma?