Advanced Asshat Parking

"E. Julius" (soonerfrommi) 05/11/2015 at 11:46 • Filed to: Asshats

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Step 1: stop in the middle of a busy avenue. Step 2: throw the hazards on for safety. This car was there before and after I bought my groceries, so at least half an hour.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > E. Julius 05/11/2015 at 11:49

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sm70- why not Duesenberg? > E. Julius 05/11/2015 at 11:56

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You see this as an asshat. I see this as a free Ferrari.

ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback > E. Julius 05/11/2015 at 11:58

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I’d call the authorities to complain and hope it got towed.

FromCanadaWithLove > E. Julius 05/11/2015 at 11:58

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It probably broke down, because Ferrari.

E. Julius > ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback 05/11/2015 at 12:01

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And deal with French police bureaucracy? I’m just glad I walk everywhere.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > E. Julius 05/11/2015 at 12:02

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Owner clearly abandoned due to invisible flames because ferrari

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > E. Julius 05/11/2015 at 13:05

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Maybe the owner ran inside to take a leak, but can’t find his dick.

rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S > E. Julius 05/11/2015 at 13:24

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I just assumed this would be San Francisco since “I’m just stopping for 2 minutes” appears to be common throughout the city, with no fucks given whatsoever for time of day (rush hour, I can block 1/3 of the lanes, no problem right?).

Viggen9er3 > E. Julius 05/11/2015 at 13:30

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Asshats like this deserve their cars to key keyed.

E. Julius > rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S 05/11/2015 at 13:43

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Never been to SF, but that sounds pretty awful. Fortunately here in Paris those types of things aren’t terribly common.

AdverseMartyr > E. Julius 05/11/2015 at 19:46

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Meh, I’ve seen worse. I once looked out the window of a Giordano’s in Chicago to see the cars parked five wide across the entire street using hazards. Made me glad I was only visiting.