ITS MAY GODDAMMIT!!

"Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222) 05/10/2015 at 05:30 • Filed to: goodnight

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I drove home from work about 2 hours ago and this is what my truck currently looks like:

ITS MAY, NO MORE SNOW. My bed is empty (My sandbags are buried under snow on the lawn), I had no snow brush (I borrowed a co worker’s) and I had a helluva time trying to get up my steep driveway. I even had to scrape the ice off of my lock on my door in order to get into my truck.

Its supposed to keep snowing until 10am tomorrow and stay at below freezing temps until Monday. Ugh, I thought I was done with this snow bullshit.

Anyway, Goodnight Oppo.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 05/10/2015 at 05:58

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no snow here.

*ducks and covers head*

duurtlang > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 05/10/2015 at 06:56

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Good luck. I haven’t seen snow in months. I have seen some rather short skirts.

AM > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 05/10/2015 at 07:02

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It’s been 40*C (104*F) up here in Ontario for 3-4 days now

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > duurtlang 05/10/2015 at 07:02

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Im gonna have to go without sandbags (Im not diggin for em), but I’ll pull out my snowbrush from the garage. Fingers crossed I dont end up in a ditch

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > AM 05/10/2015 at 07:04

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I hate you just a little bit right now :)

AM > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 05/10/2015 at 07:15

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E92M3 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 05/10/2015 at 07:21

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It snowed here ONCE in the past 12 months.

Nibby > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 05/10/2015 at 08:00

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HAW HAW

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 05/10/2015 at 08:00

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You live in Colorado and you’re not used to this? Hell I keep my ice scraper in my car till June here in Illinois

505Turbeaux > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 05/10/2015 at 08:52

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I actually miss this about denver. So goddamn unpredictable. Probably be 80 and sunny at 11am

PS9 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 05/10/2015 at 08:56

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Meanwhile in florida; ‘Spring? Naw fuck that, we’re just gonna skip into summer. Have some 90° weather and summer thunderstorms in Febuary’

jimz > AM 05/10/2015 at 08:59

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where in Ontario? it’s a big province.

AM > jimz 05/10/2015 at 09:03

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Hamilton-Ancaster area.

jimz > AM 05/10/2015 at 09:13

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Anything I can find says the highest it got in Hamilton this past week was 86F. Methinks you're exaggerating just a bit.

The Compromiser > AM 05/10/2015 at 09:15

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Yeah but you have to live in Hamilton to get that. It ain’t natural. I’m NW of you and we maxed at 28 the other day. Not complaining. I’m 2 wheels good on that.

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 05/10/2015 at 09:26

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I was down at the lake a couple Julys ago, and it started snowing while I was swimming. The only month we didn't see snowfall that year was June. It's a thing that happens. It'll melt and be gone soon.

AM > jimz 05/10/2015 at 09:27

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I don’t live directly in Hamilton, about half hour away actually and it’s been 30-32 plus humidity making it 40. Its been dry and hot enough that it feels like you're breathing inside a sauna.

AM > The Compromiser 05/10/2015 at 09:28

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I don’t live directly in Hamilton, I live half hour away from it. It’s been 30-32 with intense humidity boosting it up to 40.

Hey Julie > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 05/10/2015 at 10:02

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I’m down in Longmknt about 45 mins away from Denver and it has rained every day for the last two weeks

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 05/10/2015 at 10:15

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It’s been so hot here recently the highway caught on fire. Rather have that than snow though.

The Compromiser > AM 05/10/2015 at 10:15

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I’ve been hiding in the ac all weekend. No idea what its like in the world....

AM > The Compromiser 05/10/2015 at 10:23

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Come on out, it’s absolutely beautiful outside! I have the air on in this house but I’ve been out riding around with the windows down all weekend.

Nibbles > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 05/10/2015 at 10:29

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At least we're not Colorado Springs! Went down there yesterday for a birthday party, ended up racing a storm home because FUCK TORNADOES AND GOLF BALL HAIL

TheOnelectronic > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 05/10/2015 at 10:31

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It was snowing heavily here in Santa Fe yesterday.

Which was weird because it was 55 degrees.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 05/10/2015 at 10:50

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It’s hot and humid as fuck right now.

The Compromiser > AM 05/10/2015 at 11:07

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I’ve been out. Hiding from the Mother in law yesterday. “Working” in my neighbour’s garage. Had to make lift blocks to change the bike oil. Took wayyy to long. And I hide in my garage. Make sure to smell just greasy enough to look like I’ve been working on something. Ice cold Coke and a tablet with Netflix, etc.

AM > The Compromiser 05/10/2015 at 11:14

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Sounds like a brilliant plan! If only I had a garage.

The Compromiser > AM 05/10/2015 at 13:26

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Pretend?

AM > The Compromiser 05/10/2015 at 13:32

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Haha I just hide down in the basement in the dark.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > PS9 05/10/2015 at 15:59

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My dad and brother will be in Miami on the 23rd. My dad is from Miami, trust me I get it

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Nibbles 05/10/2015 at 16:00

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Or boulder, Boulder is gonna flood. Oh, you wanna go wheeling with me and Brocoma sometime after august through sunshine canyon? Its fun.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 05/10/2015 at 16:01

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I just got my truck in November, Im not used to this yet

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Hey Julie 05/10/2015 at 16:02

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Same here, on thursday I helped move my brother out of the dorms at CU Boulder. Driving home at 10pm..... I couldnt see out my windsheild and I25 was a lake

The Compromiser > AM 05/10/2015 at 16:21

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Sounds good. Its mother’s day though so I’m on “duty”. She also has mono so is incredibly lazy as well.

AM > The Compromiser 05/10/2015 at 16:50

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Mono is the worst! I wish luck to you sir on this fine day

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 05/10/2015 at 17:22

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Right but how long have you lived in colorado?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 05/10/2015 at 17:24

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Oh I’m a third generation native, I qualify for a Pioneer plate should I want it. This is just a new experience for me having a car.