Lol, really?

"sony1492" (sony1492) 05/07/2015 at 12:37 • Filed to: facepalm

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Short story after the jump.

I live in the middle of a mountianous rural region. Most peaple invest in a lift kit and burly tires/rims. It is uncommon to see bro trucks that arnt dirty and being properly used.

So Im selling a quad on craigslist, I direct a buyer to the bottom of my dirt road and lead him about 1 mile out. We stop at the quad he wants to buy he gets out and with a confused expresion he says,”You drive up that?!..Everyday??!”I replied

,”Yeah I drive a Civic up that.”

“What?!?Really??”

“C’mon you have at least a 3in lift, it isnt That bad.”

“Mumble mumble rough road mumble”

Sold the quad just fine, but this is the second time that someone in a lifted 4x4 has exclaimed about how bad this road is. The road is bad, but someone in a ProComp 4-6in lifted z71 on mud tires shouldnt be suprised by.....road his suspension was designed for. Im slowly loosing faith in humanity.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > sony1492 05/07/2015 at 12:45

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It also seems like the bigger the brodozer, the slower they have to take speed bumps.

BigBlock440 > sony1492 05/07/2015 at 12:47

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Im slowly loosing faith in humanity.

Every time I see this, I also loose a bit

sony1492 > BigBlock440 05/07/2015 at 12:55

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Because someone is weak enough to let something so simple, skew how they feel about humanity?

sony1492 > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 05/07/2015 at 13:00

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Where I am bro trucks haul ass, and are decent enough to.......Pullover!!!!

thebigbossyboss > sony1492 05/07/2015 at 13:04

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I hope you saw my post earlier. My driveway is rough too apparently!!

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/things-i-found…

nermal > BigBlock440 05/07/2015 at 13:04

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To the contrary, I tighten up.

PatBateman > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 05/07/2015 at 13:45

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I scream at people on a daily basis for driving their trucks/SUVs over railroad tracks/bumps like their driving a slammed Rolls Royce.

You don't have to hit it at 30, but FIVE MILES PER HOUR?!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > PatBateman 05/07/2015 at 14:18

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When it’s one that’s recessed, and they hit the track with their brakes still on, it makes the jar way, way, worse because they’re letting the car drop and pitching it forward into a hole. Much smoother at 20mph.