My car and a girl.

"Coty" (coty) 05/04/2015 at 18:40 • Filed to: None

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I love my car :)

Bandit > Coty 05/04/2015 at 18:41

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*Cookie Monster gif here*

Sam > Coty 05/04/2015 at 18:45

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I approve.

Haimatox > Coty 05/04/2015 at 18:46

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*GASP* How dare you post such a provocative picture on Oppo! For shame! That’s so sexist! /s

Patrick Nichols > Bandit 05/04/2015 at 18:51

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something something booty like groceries...

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Coty 05/04/2015 at 18:52

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can i have her?

...the beetle of course

Patrick Nichols > Coty 05/04/2015 at 18:52

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At least she knows where the trunk is

Racescort666 > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 05/04/2015 at 18:55

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Trade ya straight up...

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Haimatox 05/04/2015 at 18:58

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hey now

Haimatox > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2015 at 19:01

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You’re a rock star.

Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > Coty 05/04/2015 at 19:02

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Bring back the NSFW posts!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder 05/04/2015 at 19:03

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No.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Haimatox 05/04/2015 at 19:06

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So close to banning everyone.

so close.

Xyl0c41n3 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2015 at 19:12

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Hi! I’m glad you’re here. I’d like to say I think this post is a little bit sexist. And I’d also like to ask if you got my email. Hope you’re having a good afternoon.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Xyl0c41n3 05/04/2015 at 19:16

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I don't consider this post sexist.

Creepy? Yeah.

Sexist? Not so much.

Xyl0c41n3 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2015 at 19:19

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Do you not see the inherent problem in a man (several, actually) continually insisting to the women members of this forum that things aren't sexist every time we try to raise an objection?

cornerslide > Coty 05/04/2015 at 19:31

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Maybe later you can tell me what kind of car that is.

Coty > Patrick Nichols 05/04/2015 at 19:31

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Months of training.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Coty 05/04/2015 at 19:41

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The first, B&W, picture is better. More innocent, more alluring, more artistic.

The second would be better if the model were not symmetrically posed.

*Oppos shout, “Who gives a fig what you think?!”

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Coty 05/04/2015 at 19:47

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GF finally make it over? Or are girls that attracted to old iron?

Coty > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 05/04/2015 at 19:47

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My girlfriend is better looking than this. Haha

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Coty 05/04/2015 at 19:48

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I like the pantina.

Coty > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 05/04/2015 at 19:51

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The best patina is on the roof to be quite honest with you.

TheHondaBro > Xyl0c41n3 05/04/2015 at 19:57

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http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/sploosh-169288…

No one complained about this.

Xyl0c41n3 > TheHondaBro 05/04/2015 at 20:03

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That doesn’t actually help, Honda. Hope you stop by chat more often, though.

VincentMalamute-Kim > Xyl0c41n3 05/04/2015 at 20:07

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Please read at least the second paragraph. I’m a man and I like looking at NSFW pictures. I was agreeing with Arch Duke; I don’t really understand how this is sexist (I guess I need to be educated on what the definition of sexist is). You can add me to the evidence pile for your argument that men may not be the best judge of what is sexist.

But I think the comments this post generated are an easy way to answer the question “Is this post offensive to women?”. If a post generates these types of comments, that’s a simple way to tell that it doesn’t belong here.

VincentMalamute-Kim > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 05/04/2015 at 20:08

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nah, I agree with you. Second shot is too porny.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Coty 05/04/2015 at 20:22

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hahaha, just wondering :)

macanamera > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2015 at 20:31

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If you ban me, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

macanamera > Coty 05/04/2015 at 20:32

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Then send this model my way lol

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > macanamera 05/04/2015 at 20:33

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What if I just turn everybody into tang and then decide who gets to rejoin or not?

macanamera > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2015 at 20:37

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Tang? The semi-radioactive orange drink product?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > macanamera 05/04/2015 at 20:39

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titsinmymitts > Coty 05/04/2015 at 20:52

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Serious question, and not really a response to your post as I know you were just messing around.

What the fuck is it with photographers and dudes putting barely clothed models rubbing their fake tits on Lambos/Ferraris/Dusenbergs?

I just don’t get it.

Your boy, BJR > Xyl0c41n3 05/04/2015 at 20:58

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It doesn't help YOUR argument maybe, but there is a point being made here.

E. Julius > titsinmymitts 05/04/2015 at 21:03

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People get off on everything. Some people get off on that. Some of those people (or companies hoping to get business from some of those people) will pay for such photographs. People like money.

yamahog > Your boy, BJR 05/04/2015 at 21:04

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http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/nah-1692932635

I did in fact express my distaste. But whatever, that’d get in the way of a shitty point trying to be made.

Your boy, BJR > yamahog 05/04/2015 at 21:07

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Ah, well there ya go then. Carry on.

yamahog > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2015 at 21:10

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It’s creepy, sexist as fuck, and who really gives a fuck about what appears to be some trailer park hellhole wherein some poor shoeless woman in jean shorts is raising her ass towards a camera while pressed up against some rustbucket? Like this is the thing you people want to make some grand show of “this isn’t sexist, just enjoying the view, really!!” principle over? lol.

We’ve been told to email and flag shit lest we be branded the shit stirrers. Emails somehow “disappear” and flags clearly don’t do anything. If you (all mods included) actually want to keep this shit out of the threads, a simple email response of “no fuck the multiple women indicating something is sexist, it’s staying” (yea, that’s what the message is) would probably be a good start.

Jonee > Coty 05/04/2015 at 21:11

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It’s a terrific patchwork of patinas. And I like the effect of one fender being in color and the other in black and white.

Coty > Jonee 05/04/2015 at 21:18

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Ha, hadn’t thought of that.

Party-vi > Coty 05/04/2015 at 21:24

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I would love to hear why you thought this needed to be posted on Oppositelock.

thebigbossyboss > Coty 05/04/2015 at 21:29

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I approve of this. forget da haters.

yamahog > Coty 05/04/2015 at 21:29

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Party-vi > Haimatox 05/04/2015 at 21:30

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Stop stirring shit.

yamahog > thebigbossyboss 05/04/2015 at 21:38

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_

Coty > Party-vi 05/04/2015 at 21:45

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Car.

Xyl0c41n3 > thebigbossyboss 05/04/2015 at 21:50

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It’s not about hate, boss. It’s about Oppo being a hostile place for women. Btw, though the CAH games are no longer around, a few of us have been hanging out in a chat. It would be good to see your face there. You done any fishing lately? Sturgeon, right?

Coty > cornerslide 05/04/2015 at 21:53

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Porsche 911

Party-vi > Coty 05/04/2015 at 21:55

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You could have posted your bug without some girl’s thighs spread apart in front of it. That’s a bullshit excuse.

Edit: image is gone. If that was your doing, good-form.

yamahog > TheHondaBro 05/04/2015 at 21:57

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Uh, if you actually read that thread, myself and others expressed distaste. Also, classic false equivalence:

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > yamahog 05/04/2015 at 21:59

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The most recent emails are in the inbox and have been read. We view all of the flags unless kinja fucks up. I’m not at all trying to make a grand show out of any of this, trust me, it ain’t my style. You make accusations that we the mods don’t care, but we do, you think that we ignore you, but we don’t. There are so many members here that I can’t actually count without breaking kinja. With all of those members I could easily just say, “Fuck it.” Move on with life and go about like nothing happened. Yet here I am. Anything else I can do for you?

Your boy, BJR > titsinmymitts 05/04/2015 at 21:59

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I've never seen a scantily clad lady posing on a Duesnberg. SR20 out of pure curiousity, please?

Coty > Party-vi 05/04/2015 at 22:01

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I warned and she’s fully clothed. People came looking for an argument.

Party-vi > Coty 05/04/2015 at 22:04

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We banned NSFW images just for the sake of posting NSFW images. Your lead image is fine. Your second was not cool. Think of it this way - if the image was your mom or other relative, would you want it on here? If the answer is “no”, then probably don’t post it.

Your boy, BJR > yamahog 05/04/2015 at 22:05

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You know what? You convinced me. I’m genuinely sorry about any sexist shit I’ve said in the past, I know I can’t make it disappear; but I can start trying to fix any damage I caused.

Yamahog, FlowerGirl, any other female oppos, I hereby officially apologize for my sexist comments and glorification of pimp culture.

thebigbossyboss > Xyl0c41n3 05/04/2015 at 22:06

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Hey!! Long time no see!!! It’s been very busy here!! I would still hang out in chat if I knew how/where to find it although I sleep more now. I didn’t get to do any fishing this year sadly, but I did get a new girlfriend so that is exciting for me.

Sadly she lives far away but she will visit in June.

The we take the cavalier on a 5000 km road trip. Fun!!!

As for these pictures, I really don’t want to go down this well trodden road again so I guess I should just shut up. But I like women and I also like cars so in general I like these things although like anything it can be good or bad and the 2nd picture is pretty trashy.

Your boy, BJR > yamahog 05/04/2015 at 22:06

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Fuckin’ preach! Sometimes shit gets stirred when making a point, that doesn't make you a shit stirrier.

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Xyl0c41n3 05/04/2015 at 22:10

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Hold up. We have a chat?

Also hi Xy! Goddamn I haven’t seen you around in what seems like forever.

TheHondaBro > yamahog 05/04/2015 at 22:11

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There are plenty of women attracted to a muscular male body in the same way there are plenty of men attracted to a shapely female body. We could easily extend the topic of this debate to which fetishes we find sexist, but I have better things to do than argue over the internet. But frankly, as a guy, I cared little about the guys sprawled across that BMW in the same way I care little about that woman leaning on a Beetle. It’s a scenario that some people like, and I can’t exactly argue against that.

Also, “nah” does not a strong argument make.

Coty > Xyl0c41n3 05/04/2015 at 22:11

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You’re aware the mod isn’t OP, yes?

titsinmymitts > Your boy, BJR 05/04/2015 at 22:12

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Hyperbole, but you know what I was getting at, yea?

yamahog > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2015 at 22:17

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There are multiple instances of emails being “lost.” I (or someone else) send something, ask a mod if they got it a few days later, they don’t see it in any folders, but when I resend it to the same email while they’re watching the inbox, it suddenly shows up. Magic. Only takes one jerk with a grudge to mess that up, so it’s very possible the rest of you don’t mean to ignore anyone.

If you do in fact care, you could try keeping an open mind and listening when multiple people suggest something is not cool instead of simply decreeing it Not Sexist. It’s neither of our jobs to educate people on how to not be shitheads to women (seriously, look how gross this thread is) and it gets really fucking exhausting going through the same basic shit over and over, and only being taken seriously if a man finds the same thing objectionable. All this can be avoided with some moderation straight out of the gate.

Also, maybe let people know it’s not the end of the world if they do something racist/sexist/homophobic? People just need to be able to drop their egos, clean up/delete/apologize if necessary and move on without getting defensive and acting like they’ve been mortally wounded by such accusations.

Coty > Party-vi 05/04/2015 at 22:18

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Just saw your edit. That was indeed me.

Your boy, BJR > titsinmymitts 05/04/2015 at 22:20

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Yeah. I'm kinda dissapointed, but it's probably for the better. Who knows how dangerous slamming so much class into whatever the opposite of class is would be.

yamahog > Your boy, BJR 05/04/2015 at 22:20

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No worries, thanks for listening :D

Party-vi > Coty 05/04/2015 at 22:20

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Thank you.

yamahog > TheHondaBro 05/04/2015 at 22:22

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Coty > Party-vi 05/04/2015 at 22:23

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You’re welcome, but not the reason I did it.

Have a good night, Vi.

Xyl0c41n3 > Your boy, BJR 05/04/2015 at 22:23

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Thanks, Benjamin. I hope you can stop by the chat again sometime. I was serious when I said you're more than welcome there. Have a good night.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > yamahog 05/04/2015 at 22:27

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Shit happens with email, I can’t control it, but I assure you that none of us just go and delete it.

I keep an open mind, and action has been taken on every instance that, we, the mods deem appropriate to take action on. Most of the time it’s done via long discussions with multiple opinions on coming from every side of the argument. Notice that the picture has been removed by the OP himself?

Your boy, BJR > Xyl0c41n3 05/04/2015 at 22:32

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Is it on tonight?

yamahog > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2015 at 22:32

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Yes, after intervention from another mod. Thank you.

Xyl0c41n3 > thebigbossyboss 05/04/2015 at 22:32

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Wow!!! So many happenings! I’m excited and happy for you! And I’m glad to hear your cavalier is still kicking ass. Meanwhile, I just got a THIRD recall notice (for three separate issues) on the car I bought new to replace my aging, more-trouble-than-it’s-worth cavalier. How’s that for some shit? Lol.

As for the chat, there’s someone there pretty much 24/7. It’s on IRC. I’ll send ya the deets. And yeah, not many of us stay up as late as we used to. I got a new gig that keeps me from being too nocturnal, but I’m still not a morning person, heh.

No summer fishing where you’re at? I’ve moved to a place with some pretty spectacular fishing, so I might actually have to learn how now, lol. I mean, I’ve gone before, but only like twice.

As for the photos or your opinions, please don’t shut up. I think we’re in agreement on that second one, lol. But I’ve always enjoyed our conversations, Boss. I look forward to more of them. Hope the rest of your night is fantastic!

Xyl0c41n3 > Your boy, BJR 05/04/2015 at 22:33

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Yep.

Coty > Your boy, BJR 05/04/2015 at 22:37

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I can see the line for her knickers! And yes I know that’s an Aburn, it’s just what popped up when I googled.

Xyl0c41n3 > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 05/04/2015 at 22:42

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Yes, we do. Mostly CAH regulars. But a few newcomers, as well. And HOT DAMN SMORES!!! It's been a minute, hasn't it?! How are ya, man?! Come join us! Kiwiirc.com. Room is #oppocah. I might be afk if you join right away... I gotta drive home. But I'll be back eventually. :)

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Xyl0c41n3 05/04/2015 at 22:47

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Its been a shit ton of minutes! I’ve been good though. Lots of changes in my life recently. Most are good, some are just changes, nothing to really complain about. Yourself? I’ll hop on in a bit and ask you then! I can’t believe I didn’t know about this. Ahaha

Xyl0c41n3 > thebigbossyboss 05/04/2015 at 22:49

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Ugh. I'm having technical issues, lol. But join whenever you'd like. Kiwiirc.com (or whatever IRC client you prefer). Room is #oppocah.

cornerslide > Coty 05/04/2015 at 22:56

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Sorry with the girl in the pic I didn’t notice. Nice ride. Wish I could afford one.

Coty > cornerslide 05/04/2015 at 22:58

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Same.

Coty > yamahog 05/04/2015 at 23:04

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I mean, it wasn’t after intervention from you. Vi was just the first person to ask.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder 05/04/2015 at 23:11

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feel free to post those on r/oppositelock just tag is NSFW is all I ask.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Coty 05/04/2015 at 23:13

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I’m not sure exactly when the Puritans retained control around here. They act almost scared of the female form, clothed or otherwise.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Coty 05/04/2015 at 23:14

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I wasn’t kidding go post those over on r/oppositelock

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2015 at 23:15

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Hmmm Power tripping mod? Here? Never.

Coty > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 05/04/2015 at 23:15

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Do you have a Facebook? I’ll just send it there. It’s just a picture of a woman sort of bent over my car in jean shorts. It was completely her idea too. *shrugs*

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Coty 05/04/2015 at 23:18

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This image is offensive! It glorifies the time when women couldn’t vote and were really just chattel for the men! HOW DARE YOU! (seriously, what’s up with the oversensitive types around here?)

Coty > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 05/04/2015 at 23:21

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I mean, I can understand it. If it makes someone uncomfortable it should be taken down. But none of the people who had an issue with it talked to me about it. Just ran to a mod and posted passive aggressive GIFs. Oh well.

AthomSfere > Coty 05/04/2015 at 23:59

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Volkswagens make me uncomfortable, especially R8s.

Xyl0c41n3 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/05/2015 at 02:09

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You keep an open mind? That’s laughable. Minutes after I sent you a comment (polite and toned down, as per mod request) you outright dismissed my concern and declared it invalid. How is that open-minded? Yama’s exactly right when she says y’all don’t even start to take us seriously unless a male oppo starts leveling the same criticisms we do. I want to believe your professed sincerity, arch duke (royal you, not just you in particular), but actions speak louder than words.

I do very much appreciate, though, how parts of the threads on this post evolved. And I thank you and party vi for your time.

yamahog > Coty 05/05/2015 at 05:56

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Lol, yes, he is a mod. I am not.

yamahog > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 05/05/2015 at 05:57

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I love the female form. I don’t enjoy the male gaze. Look that up and get back to me.

yamahog > Coty 05/05/2015 at 06:00

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Oh FFS get over it. If you’re familiar with any of the rules around here, we’ve been specifically instructed NOT to directly talk to people about it and contact a moderator, actually.

Coty > yamahog 05/05/2015 at 06:28

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That was very rude and hurt my feelings.

yamahog > Coty 05/05/2015 at 06:31

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Sorry for being inconsiderate, won’t do it again.

/isthatsohard

Coty > yamahog 05/05/2015 at 06:40

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No, it was very easy for me to ask you to stop.

/shrugs

yamahog > Coty 05/05/2015 at 06:49

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And you’re making it very easy for me to suggest you stop making an ass of yourself. Seriously. I literally just explained why myself and others could not directly ask you to take down the creepshot of your friend’s girlfriend (who you then proceeded to insult all over the replies) in the first place. No need to act hurt over it.

*washes hands of this cesspool of a thread*

Coty > yamahog 05/05/2015 at 06:51

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What happened in your past that makes you feel the need to call people names? Why is it that you think that is the most fitting answer?

thebigbossyboss > Xyl0c41n3 05/05/2015 at 06:58

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Sorry about all your recalls. In regards to fishing, I should have specified, although there is fishing where I am, the sturgeon fishery is really an out west thing. The fraser river has one of the best strugeon fisheries in the world, around here though, there aren’t near as many sturgeon.

Glad to see you have a new job. I am at my old job, but I like it so there’s that.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > yamahog 05/05/2015 at 12:52

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No one said anything about glaring slackjawed and being creepy. I’ve seen people on here get their panties in a wad over things that weren’t even remotely NSFW. A girl in shorts is pretty tame. The same girl bent over the hood of a car, while questionable is still safe, because she is clothed. Hell, post some shirtless fireman on his truck, it;s not my thing, but it doesn’t bother me. I might get jealous though, I’m just not in that good of shape.