On the clearance table at the Dodge dealership

"blacktruck18" (blacktruck14) 05/04/2015 at 17:14 • Filed to: None

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Anyone need a hat to go with their rarest SUV ever.

D > blacktruck18 05/04/2015 at 17:18

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pink aspen hat plz

E. Julius > blacktruck18 05/04/2015 at 17:24

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This is some ultra car hipster gold right here.

blacktruck18 > D 05/04/2015 at 17:34

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The only pink hats they have are these. No Aspen in pink.

505Turbeaux > blacktruck18 05/04/2015 at 17:52

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if that had HYBRID on it I would buy it for the lulz. And that being their very rarest SUV ever

The Compromiser > blacktruck18 05/04/2015 at 20:14

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I actually knew someone who had one. Old, old, old man.

blacktruck18 > The Compromiser 05/04/2015 at 20:23

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I know of no one that owns one. I honestly can’t even remember the last time I saw one.

The Compromiser > blacktruck18 05/04/2015 at 20:37

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We have a couple arond town. Of course we also have a Lincoln Blackwood and a couple of Mark LTs. Farm vehicle plates of course...

blacktruck18 > The Compromiser 05/04/2015 at 21:08

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My inner hillbilly wants to buy a Mark LT raise it, put 44’ super swampers on it, and mud the hell out of it.

Something like this.

The Compromiser > blacktruck18 05/04/2015 at 21:20

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The inner hillbilly in me says “awww hell yeah!” My neckmis getting warm thinking about it. Needs chrome truck nutz. Only the best.

blacktruck18 > The Compromiser 05/04/2015 at 22:39

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It would have 8 sets of chrome truck nutz. I would buy a belt I could attach chrome truck nutz to just so I could wear them while driving it.

The Compromiser > blacktruck18 05/04/2015 at 23:19

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And the belt buckle would have to be Truck Nutz. And the leather? Made from nutz. if you have to chrome yer junk however, I’m out..

blacktruck18 > The Compromiser 05/05/2015 at 00:01

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Ya, real chrome balls, that’s a bridge too far even for my inner hillbilly.

The Compromiser > blacktruck18 05/05/2015 at 07:58

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In the world of “what a coincidence” I passed ANOTHER Mark LT this morning on the way to work. the one I am used to seeing is “Bad Choice Green” (I think that is what it was called in the brochure). I’ve seen a burgundy one as well, but this one was Grey/Silver. Full package so I know it wasn’t a Kit Change (Have one of those in town too).