Somebody explain to me

"No, I don't thank you for the fish at all" (notindetroit) 05/02/2015 at 16:31 • Filed to: None

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Why this stock photo even exists? What kind of conceivable situation is there where an engineer or a financial mogul is going to do his or her powerpoint presentation and and put this in as a visual representation of...what? That drilling a hole through your head is preferable to actually being here? And you better do it in running clothes to, I don’t know, be prepared to outrun security or something? IN WHAT UNIVERSE DOES THIS PHOTO HAVE A SENSIBLE CONTEXT?!

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buford-t-justice > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 05/02/2015 at 16:35

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Migraines

blacktruck18 > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 05/02/2015 at 16:35

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Better then, a graphic representation of “I’ll be in my office, pounding my dick flat with a hammer.” Which I heard in a meeting once.

TheHondaBro > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 05/02/2015 at 16:35

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For HammerheadFistpunch to use?

Zohaibman72 > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 05/02/2015 at 16:36

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I win

Nibby > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 05/02/2015 at 16:39

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DontGetYourPubesInATubeTina > buford-t-justice 05/02/2015 at 16:42

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Beat me to it.

Svend > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 05/02/2015 at 16:45

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The image is titled ‘Incompetent female worker with drill isolated on white’ (amongst other similar images).

HammerheadFistpunch > Zohaibman72 05/02/2015 at 16:47

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Nope. This one has a point: to be amazing and hilarious

TheTick247 > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 05/02/2015 at 16:48

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Trying to get the stupid out after your Not-Racist-Uncle/Tea-Bagger goes on one of his Tin Foil Hat Brigade rants.

StingrayJake > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 05/02/2015 at 16:50

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We use stock photos at work for sales materials. Sometimes I like to search random stuff just to see what comes up.

E. Julius > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 05/02/2015 at 17:18

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Engineers and businesspeople aren’t the only ones who use stock images. How the hell is cracked.com going to pad out a four page listicle?

BorkBorkBjork > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 05/02/2015 at 18:59

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As an Engineer, I can absolutely confirm that some customers would be more productive if they did this to themselves. Such as the customerz who decided to put unfiltered river water straight into their boiler.

Snooder87 > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 05/02/2015 at 19:32

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You’re forgetting the other main source of stock photo revenue, lazy buzzfeed article writers. I can think of a ton of oh-so-hilarious articles that would be appropriate to put that photo on.

tromoly > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 05/02/2015 at 20:56

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Because there’s a Monk who actually does this:

brandondrums > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 05/14/2015 at 15:45

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This photographer and subject clearly haven’t seen American Sniper.