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"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 05/02/2015 at 14:47 • Filed to: None

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Which of you losers is this?

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Your boy, BJR 05/02/2015 at 14:54

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Drove a BMW to a shop that sell dresses? I dunno.. Not me... Don’t really see Stef as a dancer either.. perhaps Gamecat? He’s always been a shifty one if you ask me.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR 05/02/2015 at 14:56

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Not me. My M5 has plates that say “BEST EVR”.

PS9 > Your boy, BJR 05/02/2015 at 15:10

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That belongs to Silvestro. I know because...because...well...

He’s my sugar daddy. We’ve been banging for the last 5 months and his wife has no idea. She also doesn’t know about his double life as a fun-loving Fiesta ST driving oppo. He dailies the M5, but he only brought the ST because it would make it easier for him to fit in here and at track days. Other than weekends and ‘update shots’ (his words, not mine), he doesn’t even touch it.

The reality is he’s probably the richest oppo with a collection of over 50 cars. That includes the daily M5, a Huayra, a Zonda he has illegally (but believes will not be confiscated because the EPA and NHTSA are ‘in his pocket’) and three (!!!!) LaFerraris. I’ve driven at least two of them. Remember that Porsche Boxster his ‘dad’ supposedly brought a while back? Yeah. A groundskeeper working under the Silvestro empire would never make enough to own a Boxster. Not even if your son is the CEO/Chairman/chief shareholder (his titles, not mine)

He’s also banging one of the mods too but he won’t reveal to me who that is. The way he talks, I think he’s living another double life as a family man with them too. I’m coming clean now because I guess I’m tired of being yet another conquest the mighty Silvestro can chalk up on his list.

Oh, and it’s parked at the dress shop because he wears pink tu-tus and pretends he’s a ballerina before ‘private sexy time’ (again, his words, not mine)

Your boy, BJR > PS9 05/02/2015 at 15:19

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.....this might be the best Oppo comment of all time

Brian Silvestro > PS9 05/02/2015 at 15:23

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can confirm

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PS9 05/02/2015 at 15:28

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I've heard that he also owns a CLSAMG...

Your boy, BJR > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/02/2015 at 15:40

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.....and restores weird cars

scoob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/02/2015 at 15:50

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CL63*

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 05/02/2015 at 15:53

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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

jkm7680 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/02/2015 at 17:38

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And is a member of every single car forum in the whole wide world!