Victim of severe abuse. 

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 04/27/2015 at 01:38 • Filed to: None

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The poor thing, how can a nice car like this be in such a deplorable condition.

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DontGetYourPubesInATubeTina > My citroen won't start 04/27/2015 at 02:10

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Jesus, even my car looks better than that. And I drive a totally anonymous, ordinary Camry sedan that I inherited from my mother and rarely clean. But I still treat it better than THIS. The poor thing!

Does your posting this mean that you’ve rescued it? If so, will we see photos of its restoration to glory?

pip bip - choose Corrour > My citroen won't start 04/27/2015 at 04:02

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easy , with the stupid prices Audi want , combined with a driver who probably doesn’t give a shit.

jkm7680 > My citroen won't start 04/27/2015 at 07:31

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Probably was left sitting after one of the turbos blue up or something.

NoneOfYourBiz > My citroen won't start 04/27/2015 at 08:05

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Somebody bought a car that was out of their income bracket.

Don’t buy champagne on a beer budget. Or do, and expect to show up on Oppo.

sellphones2493 > My citroen won't start 04/27/2015 at 08:46

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It’s a 14 Year Old Audi. The fact that it’s not in the junk yard already is surprising.

thebigbossyboss > jkm7680 04/27/2015 at 09:23

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I didn’t know the turbo’s could turn blue!!

/pedantic ass now turned off.

BarryDanger > My citroen won't start 04/27/2015 at 11:27

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I feel guilty but there is an abandoned beige a4 with flat tires and missing trim parked in front of my house. I’m going to call the city and get it towed.

jkm7680 > thebigbossyboss 04/27/2015 at 15:32

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Crap, whoops. Wrote that real quick.

My citroen won't start > jkm7680 04/27/2015 at 23:18

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This is a 2.7, hadn’t realized that. You are probably correct.

My citroen won't start > BarryDanger 04/27/2015 at 23:18

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Please do, end its misery.

My citroen won't start > NoneOfYourBiz 04/27/2015 at 23:19

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Indeed.

My citroen won't start > pip bip - choose Corrour 04/27/2015 at 23:19

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Very likely.

My citroen won't start > DontGetYourPubesInATubeTina 04/27/2015 at 23:20

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Nah, I’ll only buy unreliable cars in good condition. This is too much.

jkm7680 > My citroen won't start 04/27/2015 at 23:22

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Also, excuse my inability to grammar.

The 2.7TT will take care of you. But only if you can take care of it.

My citroen won't start > jkm7680 04/27/2015 at 23:23

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Thanks, now I want an Allroad again. IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD.

jkm7680 > My citroen won't start 04/27/2015 at 23:39

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So does me. I've seen an Allroad with 300k+ and still looked great! From pictures at least, haha. I also want/need an Rs4 Avant or an S4 Avant with the same engine.

My citroen won't start > jkm7680 04/27/2015 at 23:41

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I was surprised buy how attainable the older S6 and S4 are. An S6 Avant would be perfect.

jkm7680 > My citroen won't start 04/28/2015 at 07:27

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I agree! Those things were amazing.