"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
04/25/2015 at 12:16 • Filed to: None
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"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
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http://www.amazon.com/Samsung-UN85S9…
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Here’s a car to make this car-related.
E. Julius
> TheHondaBro
04/25/2015 at 12:22 |
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It’s pretty amazing how much the cost increases with size once you get into these larger ranges. My dad just bought a 50 inch 4k, 120Hz tv (no 3d though), and I can guarantee you he spent less than three grand. Crazy for only 189% more screen area and 3d they charge you almost 20 times as much. I guess there’s probably not a lot of people buying the huge ones though, so the development, tooling, and production costs have to be amortized over fewer units.
MLGCarGuy
> TheHondaBro
04/25/2015 at 12:23 |
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So it’s either the TV or this…
What a difficult decision.
djmt1
> TheHondaBro
04/25/2015 at 12:25 |
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I love the internet sometimes.
StoneCold
> TheHondaBro
04/25/2015 at 12:28 |
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The frame almost makes the thinness irrelevant. Miniaturization where it’s not required is a pet peeve of mine.
AthomSfere
> TheHondaBro
04/25/2015 at 12:41 |
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The questions and answers slayed me!
Don’t see what you’re looking for? Submit your question to our community by clicking the ‘Ask’ button above.
Is it free shipping to Ireland?
A:
Unfortunately, they have discovered that it is actually cheaper to ship Ireland to the television.
Will the Amazon drone deliver this?
A:
Actually, I believe that Optimus Prime will deliver it for you and have Bumblebee set it up for you...
This more than I make in a year. How the heck can anyone afford this much for a TV?
A:
Obviously, a new job is in order for you. Have you considered a career in sales of recreational pharmaceuticals?
GaryG7 answered on December 4, 2013
Does it accept commands in Klingon?
A:
It GIVES commands in Klingon.
CaptDale - is secretly British
> TheHondaBro
04/25/2015 at 12:50 |
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Check this one out...
By Jerome Albertson on October 12, 2011
I knew getting back in the “dating game” would be a challenge after being out of it for over 5 years. When I was released from Joliet, I had to learn all the new things “the dating crowd” was trying. I knew about scented candles and Luther Vandross CDs, and sure was glad to hear people still use them. But I had no idea that “lube” was so popular with the “romantics” out there. All it took was one stroll through the Walgreens personal hygiene aisle to prove I had to learn a new thing.
“Where to start?”, I wondered. I wanted something simple. However, all I saw in the stores were lubricants that were flavored with cinnamon and paprika, or designed to somehow “heat” your private parts. No way, Jose! (I experienced the “heat” thing personally once after an adventurous incident with a toaster. I’ll stick with “room temperature” from now on, thank you very much.)
Luckily, I found a plain, old-fashioned lubricant that would not make me smell like a dessert topping. And it came in this HUGE tub! No more awkward late-night Walgreens runs for me, once I could get my hands on this lubricant bin. Now, I admit the price tag was kinda hefty. But after selling the ol’ Pontiac Sunfire and borrowing some cash from Aunt Gladys, I was “ready to place my order.”
The product only took a week to arrive, and got to my apartment just in time for my first real “date” since the gas station incident. You can bet I was nervous for this one. When I got off the bus to meet Carla in front of the Chili’s, I just about had a heart attack! The only thing keeping me calm was knowing that I could not possibly run out of lube that night. I gave Carla a reassuring nod and smile, as if to say “Don’t worry, Carla, I have plenty of lubricant for later.”
The dinner was great, and after knocking back a couple Mojo Mango Margaritas, we were ready to head back to my apartment. I winked and told Carla, “Let’s SLIP on out of here,” to see if she understood the lubricant lingo. I think she did. Throughout the bus ride back, I grinned and hummed Luther Vandross tunes to set the mood.
When we got to my place, I already had a candle burning. It was by “Glade”, which I think you pronounce like the singer Sade, because it is an exotic candle that smells just like real pine. After we got comfortable, I asked Carla if she could help me with the lube. She looked at me weird, and I couldn’t tell if it was because she thought it was “too soon” or because I was pushing a mechanical lift to get the drum barrel out of the storage closet.
So I “took the initiative”, as women like men to do, and rolled the barrel out into the living room. “Ready to tap the keg?” I joked, and by “keg” I meant “55-gallon barrel of personal lubricant.” She looked at me all shocked, and said “That’s it, I’m out of here!” I asked why, since she didn’t need to run to Walgreens for more lubricant - there was plenty right here. But she didn’t answer, and got up to leave anyway. Then, as Carla was about to pass me and the barrel, she tripped on my dog Poochie and fell right into the lube barrel! The force of the impact downed the barrel and knocked its lid off, sending 55 gallons of water-based lubricant across my faux-hardwood floors.
Carla was completely drenched, and her momentum slid her to the front door - which she somehow managed to pry open with a pair of oven mitts. The last thing I knew, “No-Fun Carla” was screaming profanities and sliding down three flights of steps. I didn’t pay much attention because I was too busy trying to salvage the lube. I managed to get about half of it back into the barrel - the other half probably seeped into Mrs. Pulaski’s unit below me. I never bothered to ask if she appreciated the free gift of lubricant.
Anyway, despite my “user error”, I was quite pleased with the product. These days it’s hard to find 55 gallons of scent-free water-based lubricant, and you can find it right here at a discount rate! I had to give it only “4 Stars” because it didn’t come with a lifting apparatus. I had to buy my own mechanical lift separately to haul the bin to my future “dates”. So if you’re ready for fun, “slide” on down to a high quality product at a bargain price!
Sam
> E. Julius
04/25/2015 at 13:00 |
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So, for less than the cost of this TV, you could get four 50-inch 4k TVs and put them together into a 100 inch 4k TV/video wall?
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E. Julius
> Sam
04/25/2015 at 13:42 |
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Easily. A cursory google search revealed numerous 50 inchers available for ~$1400.
PS9
> TheHondaBro
04/25/2015 at 13:54 |
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1.3 V6 mustangs for a TV??? Has Sammy gone insane!?
aquila121
> CaptDale - is secretly British
04/25/2015 at 22:12 |
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I’m dying right now. Thank you for sharing.