Today was a shitty day and the worst week to stop smoking. 

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 04/23/2015 at 17:59 • Filed to: None

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I’m late and C5’s battery is dead, fine go back to my apartment to get the keys to the Subaru, call my insurance thing to replace the battery. My assistant scheduled an appointment with my shrink for today, turns out it is actually tomorrow so I wasted a whole day going from one side of the city to the other. I need a cigarette :(

JR1 > My citroen won't start 04/23/2015 at 18:01

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You can do it buddy just keep at it!

BunkyTheMelon > My citroen won't start 04/23/2015 at 18:04

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Keep it up and chew tons of gum!!

CB > My citroen won't start 04/23/2015 at 18:09

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Hey, days like today are tests of will. You can make it through.

CAR_IS_MI > My citroen won't start 04/23/2015 at 18:16

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Look at the bright side.

At least you have an assistant.

I asked my assistant to schedule a maid because I don’t feel like cleaning the house.

then I realized I don’t have an assistant.

and that I can’t afford a maid.

and that I also broke down into a 45 minute diatribe with my wall on why it needs to be more timely at scheduling my maid service visits.

jkm7680 > My citroen won't start 04/23/2015 at 18:32

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Keep pushing!

Gum is a good idea, E-Cigs are also.

Try these also. No tobacco, no nicotine. They might help.

http://www.honeyroseusa.com/

petebmwm > My citroen won't start 04/23/2015 at 18:33

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Sam > My citroen won't start 04/23/2015 at 18:36

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Just remember that the extra stress is worth avoiding lung cancer, mouth cancer, yellow teeth, smelly clothes, people disliking you for your nasty habit, bad breath, and all the shit you cough up from your lungs.

Also, if you don’t smoke, you can avoid this... (NSFL- not safe for lunch)

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Jonathan Harper > My citroen won't start 04/23/2015 at 18:43

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I need an assistant.

Baeromez > My citroen won't start 04/23/2015 at 20:42

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Those sound like good problems to have.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Sam 04/23/2015 at 21:13

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Nothing quite like turning a body part into beef jerky...

My citroen won't start > Baeromez 04/24/2015 at 13:59

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Well not problems, but a shitty shitty day.

My citroen won't start > Sam 04/24/2015 at 13:59

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Good god.

My citroen won't start > CAR_IS_MI 04/24/2015 at 14:00

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Yeah, but it was too much for just one day, I held strong, no cigarettes!

My citroen won't start > jkm7680 04/24/2015 at 14:00

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I’m eating Skittles like crazy (don’t really like gum)!

My citroen won't start > CB 04/24/2015 at 14:01

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And I did, another day without smoking. Thanks!

My citroen won't start > JR1 04/24/2015 at 14:01

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Thanks!

My citroen won't start > BunkyTheMelon 04/24/2015 at 14:01

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Tons of Skittles have been consumed, tons I say.

My citroen won't start > Jonathan Harper 04/24/2015 at 14:02

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I don't really need an assistant, but that came with the job.

Sam > My citroen won't start 04/24/2015 at 18:02

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Yup. They showed us the condition in Health and Wellness class and I decided that smoking wasn’t for me. Basically, dead skin cells build up on your tongue and get stuck due to tobacco. It’s pretty gross.

My citroen won't start > Sam 04/24/2015 at 19:02

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You are correct Mr Stoner