Night Oppo

"scoob" (scoobsti) 04/22/2015 at 23:37 • Filed to: Night Oppo

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Have a laugh or two. Or ten.

thejustache > scoob 04/22/2015 at 23:43

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I always forget about that lurking skid demon... And I don’t think the riders course I took told me anything about dealing with festive dogs. It’s really a wonder I’ve lived this long

MLGCarGuy > scoob 04/22/2015 at 23:44

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Remember that when you see a Prius, explode your exhaust box at it.

CAR_IS_MI > scoob 04/22/2015 at 23:44

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do not explode the exhaust box at him!

Baeromez > scoob 04/22/2015 at 23:45

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tootel him with vigor

... and that’s how I ruptured my esophagus.

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > scoob 04/22/2015 at 23:45

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Festive dog? Lurking skid demons? I want to visit this place.

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast 04/22/2015 at 23:53

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You just change your name? Love it!

not for canada - australian in disguise > scoob 04/23/2015 at 00:00

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Tootle with Vigor.

scoob > not for canada - australian in disguise 04/23/2015 at 00:04

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Skid Demon?

tromoly > scoob 04/23/2015 at 01:31

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tootel the horn trumpet ... tootel him with vigor

Tapas > scoob 04/23/2015 at 02:15

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Tootel with vigor?

Oh with vigor, I shall! I shall tootle her very well!

I might also express “Hi” by word of mouth, with every tootle.

*end scene*

This is how I imagine a sex scene reads like in the script of a Scorscese movie.

Tapas > thejustache 04/23/2015 at 02:16

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Which reminds me, I forget about the skid demon too. I need to buy new underwear....

My exhaust box has gotten unpredictable ever since I’ve started an ethnic food cleanse. Can’t easily differentiate between a gas and solids.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > scoob 04/23/2015 at 07:26

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Jay Leno wrote about these amusingly translated manuals years ago in his column for Popular Mechanics.

My favorite one is, "Instructables can be confusable."

Words to live by indeed.

Opposite Locksmith > scoob 04/23/2015 at 10:24

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My drift team is called the lurking skid demon

scoob > Opposite Locksmith 04/23/2015 at 10:46

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NOT ANYMORE IT AIN’T

Opposite Locksmith > scoob 04/23/2015 at 11:03

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LSD forlifelife

CaptDale - is secretly British > Baeromez 04/23/2015 at 14:17

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THIS

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > scoob 04/23/2015 at 16:01

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I got arrested once for tooteling someone with vigor...