That can't be for real

"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone) 04/17/2015 at 13:03 • Filed to: None

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Can it?

E. Julius > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/17/2015 at 13:07

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As someone who has personally witnessed a Westboro Baptist Church protest, it certainly can be real. Whether it is I'm not. The fellow with the glasses is wearing an unusually jaunty shirt for one of these types.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/17/2015 at 13:08

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Dude why do some "Christians" have to be so freaking crazy?

I'm pretty sure Jesus would appreciate kicking back and taking in a decent Lucas film.

Party-vi > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/17/2015 at 13:09

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It is real.

TheHondaBro > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/17/2015 at 13:09

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Star Wars is herecy. Star Trek makes Jesus happy.

deekster_caddy > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/17/2015 at 13:09

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They are a bunch of tools alright

Gamecat235 > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/17/2015 at 13:12

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Never, Never, Never Give Up underestimate the stupidity of humanity.

Svend > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/17/2015 at 13:16

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Some people are really just a waste of oxygen.

These people have nothing better to do like living their own lives than telling others how to live theirs.

Also: Doesn't 'tool of satan.org' sound like a discount wholesalers for syves and charcoal bricks?

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/17/2015 at 13:17

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El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Party-vi 04/17/2015 at 13:17

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Well, the website they advertise looks worse than a high school project website, so I imagine it could be a joke. I want to to find it hard to believe that human beings are capable of such stupidity.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/17/2015 at 13:19

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That's your mistake right there. Believe it.

I only wish there was a way to harness the power of stupidity. We'd never need fusion, solar, wind, nuclear, or fossil fuels ever again.

505Turbeaux > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/17/2015 at 13:20

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sounds like my mother - who was extremely proud I never saw Star Wars while under her roof for some bizarre reason

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > TheHondaBro 04/17/2015 at 13:20

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Don't start it.

Party-vi > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/17/2015 at 13:21

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If you think you're of average intelligence, just remember that half the people you meet will be smarter than you, and the other half will be dumber.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/17/2015 at 13:24

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See Here:

desertdog5051 > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/17/2015 at 13:27

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Another Westboro Baptist church type of fringe elements.

Ravey Mayvey Slurpee Surprise > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/17/2015 at 13:29

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Everything is a tool of Satan these days. Reverend Lovejoy had it right: "Have you ever read [the Bible] Marge? According to this, we can't even go to the bathroom."

For Sweden > Party-vi 04/17/2015 at 13:30

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Luckily I am amongst the most enlightened.

Party-vi > For Sweden 04/17/2015 at 13:33

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Moxy > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/17/2015 at 13:46

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I lol'd so hard at this image on their website. And yes, I'm buying that fucking t-shirt

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/17/2015 at 13:50

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Very real.

buford-t-justice > Moxy 04/17/2015 at 13:59

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but then your are funding these loons.

buford-t-justice > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/17/2015 at 14:00

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or the fact they call the movies "the star wars"

beautimouse > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/17/2015 at 14:36

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Since their guy is all knowing, all powerful, and created all things, did he not inspire the story of Star Wars (holy ghost written by George Lucas), which is, according to his representatives, Satanic?

Moxy > buford-t-justice 04/17/2015 at 14:43

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Yeah, I was j/k. I’d never give money to nut jobs like this...

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/17/2015 at 15:18

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Brainwashed people are very scary.

ly2v8-Brian > 505Turbeaux 04/17/2015 at 15:48

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???

ly2v8-Brian > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 04/17/2015 at 15:49

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The Jedis give off a very positive religious vibe.

505Turbeaux > ly2v8-Brian 04/17/2015 at 15:50

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“its the devil” or some shit

ly2v8-Brian > 505Turbeaux 04/17/2015 at 15:55

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Man, some people are weird.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > ly2v8-Brian 04/17/2015 at 15:57

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Not sure what this means, so I’m gonna use something I learned in grade school.

“So?”

\shotsfired

ly2v8-Brian > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 04/17/2015 at 15:59

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Nothing negative

Bylan - Hoarder of LS400's > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/17/2015 at 17:31

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The website is so hilariously poorly written

cornerslide > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/17/2015 at 18:05

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Hey, I know how this kind of thing can happen. Got visited by Yoda in a dream once. I’m fine now. Goddam Gnomes are really annoying the hell out of me today but I’m dealing with it okay.

wiffleballtony > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/17/2015 at 19:34

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Pretty sure that one dude at the bottom is George Lucas.

wiffleballtony > 505Turbeaux 04/17/2015 at 19:36

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My mom threw out my Star Wars CCG cards because she said they were satanic.

505Turbeaux > wiffleballtony 04/17/2015 at 20:23

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sounds about right. My mom never threw the Satan reference out there in those words, but close enough

wiffleballtony > 505Turbeaux 04/17/2015 at 22:10

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What’s really ironic is that she really doesn’t believe in a specific religion anyway.

505Turbeaux > wiffleballtony 04/17/2015 at 22:14

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ah weird, yeah my mom did tell me a few times I was going to hell. Had I subscribed to Christianity I would have thought the same thing. But c’mon mom, 8am on a Sunday is not a time I want to go hear people sing...

Mongo > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/19/2015 at 23:11

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I think we know who the real tools are here.