"OkCars- 22k Crossroads" (okcars) 04/13/2015 at 14:05 • Filed to: None

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This makes no sense but its cool.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > OkCars- 22k Crossroads 04/13/2015 at 14:26

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Lewis - You never had me - you never had your car! Granny braking, not double-apexing like you should. You're lucky that 250 shot of battery didn't blow the back wheels off! You almost had me?

Crew - You tell him Lewis!

Lewis - Now me and the engineers have to rip apart the strategy book and replace the two stopper you ruined.

(Lewis closes a laptop)

Lewis - Ask any F1 driver. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch, or win by a mile, winning......is all about rubbing yo' nuts all up on your pussy team mate. So, how do they taste Nico?......HOW DO THEY BLOODY TASTE?!?!?

I may or may not have taken some liberties with this. I make no apologies.

Sam > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 04/13/2015 at 14:48

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Two hours later:

Lewis: YOU LIKE THAT NICO? HOW ABOUT WE GET MY "SERVICE DOGS" INVOLVED? THEY'RE BETTER THAN YOU TOO! I'M BLOODY HASHTAG BLESSED!

OkCars- 22k Crossroads > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 04/13/2015 at 15:25

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Seriously though, i cant believe Nico was bitching because Lewis was going "slow".

Also, awesome change of plot on the movie lines.

RockThrillz89 > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 04/13/2015 at 21:09

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"So, how do they taste Nico?......HOW DO THEY BLOODY TASTE?!?!?"

You just won all the interwebz with this. I'm super cereal. I can Lewis just grabbing a hand full with his pit crew behind him, all of them with their fist over their mouth "OHHHHHHHH!!!!!" as he says this. Then high fives a couple of them with a shit eating grin.