So I'm Trying Out Tinder

Kinja'd!!! "Sam" (samwellington)
04/11/2015 at 12:52 • Filed to: None

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This should be interesting. It's times like these where you realise how bad all the pictures of yourself look. Gah. That is my favorite polo, though.

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I also couldn't resist putting ONE picture of my E34 on my profile thingy.

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(Not this specific one, the one I put on there was taken on the Tail of the Dragon)

At some point, I'm probably going to go all out and selfie in front of an F-Type here at work.


DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Sam
04/11/2015 at 12:54

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I'll be expecting an oppo review in a week or two haha


Kinja'd!!! Sneaky Pete > Sam
04/11/2015 at 13:16

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untuck polo, remove thumb from pocket, and flash a toothy smile. Confidence sells.


Kinja'd!!! Greasemonkey > Sam
04/11/2015 at 13:25

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Tinder is not a game worth playing


Kinja'd!!! cornerslide > Greasemonkey
04/11/2015 at 13:31

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They should just call it Kindling and get it over with.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Greasemonkey
04/11/2015 at 14:02

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yup. It's broken. All spam accounts and BS.

Hinge is actually usable. No fake accounts that I've seen.


Kinja'd!!! Greasemonkey > Manuél Ferrari
04/11/2015 at 14:08

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What ever happened to going to the bars with friends to meet people? or am I just that old-fashioned?


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Greasemonkey
04/11/2015 at 14:12

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I used to do that but getting old. I can go out one night a week max. I wish I could go out 3 nights a week like when I was in my early 20s


Kinja'd!!! Eli's Got 2 > Manuél Ferrari
04/11/2015 at 14:25

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Yeah, from what I've heard, Tinder is a not something you use if you actually want a relationship. But, I am the anti-Tinder. LOL Hinge is complicated though because don't enough of your friends have to be on there, too? I dunno, I read something about it a while back.


Kinja'd!!! Harrison Voorhees > Sam
04/11/2015 at 14:30

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Even though it pains me to say this, girls (especially on tinder) don't give even half of a shit about your beautiful Jalop-wagon. Its a sad sad world. However, they do sometimes enjoy pictures of you working on your car (some sort of manliness credits) as long as you're smiling as trappster said. Most of these girls want to see pictures of you having fun. Confidence is the key.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > Harrison Voorhees
04/11/2015 at 14:43

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I was going more for the "BMW= rich guy" angle. Also, the picture is my Jalop-wagon going full tilt around a curve. To be honest, not having a lifted truck strikes me out for a lot of the girls. And I personally know like, 45% of the ones I've seen so far.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Sneaky Pete
04/11/2015 at 14:50

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He is right!


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Harrison Voorhees
04/11/2015 at 14:50

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But the guys will be all over it :)


Kinja'd!!! Harrison Voorhees > Sam
04/11/2015 at 15:02

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A new BMW might get you that rich guy feel but even a plebeian can tell an 80's Bimmer from a new one.However, if full tilt means sideways, then that could produce some results. And I totally feel you in the lack of a big truck department. But to be honest if a girl is looking specifically for a guy with a big truck then I'm probably not interested in them anyways and I just swipe that shit left (even if she's a 10).


Kinja'd!!! Harrison Voorhees > CaptDale - is secretly British
04/11/2015 at 15:03

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Honestly I'm not even sure most gay guys would give a shit.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Harrison Voorhees
04/11/2015 at 15:36

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Neither would most women, but they are all lurking out there. Though if your are on this site, you more than likely want an SO that is also interested in vehicles... So put a pic of your car on there, those that comment are most likely going to enjoys cars too.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Eli's Got 2
04/11/2015 at 16:56

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yeah Tinder has become a wasteland. At least for guys. Girls don't have to worry about fake guy accounts. No girls will be enticed to pay for a video chat with some dude online, lol

Hinge gives a fair amount of potential matches. It's crazy how many people on FB are friends of friends. It's like the 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > Sam
04/11/2015 at 17:22

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I'm gonna join in the chorus of unsolicited advice and say get a more fun looking picture and the car pic doesn't give you any cred. Even us ladies who like cars aren't necessarily a big fan of guys showing off their cars as a means of attracting us because no one likes being thought of as shallow or a gold digger. That being said, if it's a Tail of the Dragon action shot , that would be cooler because obvious, and could help spark a conversation. I had a photo of myself cornering on the Yamaha for a track day and that worked well.

Let me know if you want any advice on the actual profile, I've done a few for my friends and I'm pretty good at writing them if I do say so myself.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > yamahog
04/11/2015 at 17:27

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Here is the shot, for reference.

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And if you think you can help me out with my profile, my email is samuelestoner@gmail.com (really creative, I know) I can send you screencaps of it's current status.


Kinja'd!!! Eli's Got 2 > Manuél Ferrari
04/11/2015 at 17:30

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Video chat?!?!?! Dead.

Yeah, it's way easier for us. BUT, it's still annoying. I hate everyone. Seriously, my one friend I told you about can spend hours on that dating site, and nothing comes of any of it. I don't have that kind of time, nor the desire to meet people that way. She says the same thing you do though, busy people like us don't have a lot of time to go out and meet people, so it's an alternative. I'm not even thinking about dating right now, though. Shit hit the fan this week, and everything got crazier and more complicated than normal for me. I'm working right now. Forever work. :/

That one actually seems cool and kind of normal. You know I'll never make a real FB though. LOL Kevin Baconzzzzzzzz.


Kinja'd!!! Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Sam
04/11/2015 at 20:43

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Don't use mirror pics. It implies that you're a loner and have no friends who would take pictures of you


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Sam
04/16/2015 at 18:12

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"You...you always lived a fun, care-free life. Full of adventure and topless sunny days. Always smiling you were, while I was shackled down to the iron maiden of married life and responsibility...we may have been unlikely best friends. But that fact didn't stop me from cutting your gaslines as you slept, SO WHO'S SMILING NOW MOTHERFUCKER"


Kinja'd!!! Matthew Phillips > Sam
04/24/2015 at 13:15

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I recently quit and deleted Two years of Ok Cupid with one date... and Tinder...

I have respect for myself lol