Guys, don't freak out or anything...

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 04/09/2015 at 18:21 • Filed to: must buy, squee

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But on Amazon you can buy !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! It's so adorable!

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jvirgs drives a Subaru > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/09/2015 at 18:26

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Awww. Its totes adorbs

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/09/2015 at 18:27

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i'd fill in the 6th gear slot, and it'll be perfect for me.

jariten1781 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/09/2015 at 18:31

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It looks like it's lacking a reverse lockout. Too Risky

Alfalfa Romeo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/09/2015 at 18:42

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Not nerdy enough, they need one with a dogleg first gear.

Flat Six > jariten1781 04/09/2015 at 18:53

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feather-throttle-not-hair > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/09/2015 at 18:57

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But....no PRNDL?

(insert trollface here)

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > feather-throttle-not-hair 04/09/2015 at 19:03

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ranwhenparked > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/09/2015 at 19:13

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Can't tell if miniature or just a full scale Cotal preselector.

Frank Grimes > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/09/2015 at 19:27

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these fit perfectly in a miata.

dr861 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/09/2015 at 20:00

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$9.99 = This is going to break as soon as you try it.

Richtofen, Baron von Pickup > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/10/2015 at 08:16

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I used to date a really sweet girl who would ask me why I would buy a gun or something small and cool like this. "Why do you need that?" I would always reply, "I don't have to need it when it's this awesome!"

Richtofen, Baron von Pickup > feather-throttle-not-hair 04/10/2015 at 08:16

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HERETIC! BURN THE HERETIC!