Calling Jake, pilot of the murdersofa

"The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123" (mattp123) 04/08/2015 at 18:40 • Filed to: None

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Meet your rival: Jay, captain of the homicide couch.

CB > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 04/08/2015 at 18:43

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Uh oh. This can only end poorly.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CB 04/08/2015 at 18:47

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This business will get out of control. It'll get out of control, and we'll be lucky to live through it.

yamahog > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 04/08/2015 at 18:48

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m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 04/08/2015 at 18:49

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Theres another one?

cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 04/08/2015 at 18:50

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Are they going to determine who is superior by having a competition to see who can understeer more than the other?

For Sweden > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 04/08/2015 at 18:51

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They will do battle at the Country Kitchen Buffet.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 04/08/2015 at 18:54

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They'll have a body roll-off

RallyWrench > For Sweden 04/08/2015 at 18:54

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sefeing, actually bought an E46 > For Sweden 04/08/2015 at 18:56

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AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA. I'm in fucking tears on the subway laughing at this right now.

505Turbeaux > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 04/08/2015 at 18:56

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maybe Jake is a schizo and that is the other guy driving

DrJohannVegas > For Sweden 04/08/2015 at 19:00

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Wrong support vote, but you get the point.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 04/08/2015 at 19:04

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Will this end in mass casualties?

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 04/08/2015 at 19:07

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Probably.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 04/08/2015 at 19:09

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I really like those white letter tires.

E. Julius > DrJohannVegas 04/08/2015 at 19:12

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The world needs more Pat Bateman gifs.

JKER > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 04/08/2015 at 19:58

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Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 04/08/2015 at 23:42

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We must do battle for there can be only one.

Actual reaction: WHAT THE FUCK? He even has the same OEM wheels as me. I'm so confused. Who is this? Any more info behind it?

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > JKER 04/08/2015 at 23:43

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THERE ARE LITERALLY HANDFULLS OF US! HANDFULLS!

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 04/09/2015 at 00:05

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The kid lives in my neighborhood of Chicago. Maybe late teens, possibly early 20s. I forget what color it originally was. Maybe a lightish pearly blue-ish gray. I forget; it's been Plastidipped for quite some time. Also has a 5th gen V6 Camaro RS.

wafflesnfalafel > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 04/09/2015 at 00:53

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The raised white sidewall lettering makes that car. "Murdersofa and the Homicide Couch" little known 1970's cop show.

yamahog > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/09/2015 at 06:30

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It's a walk off!

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 04/22/2015 at 03:06

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This is the most Ford sticker in the world.

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 04/22/2015 at 06:02

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I’m still not sure if it is to be read as “we can save lives together,” or “together, we can save lives.”

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 04/22/2015 at 07:50

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Quit messing with my mind, Man! I have that sticker on my window too

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 04/22/2015 at 17:05

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It’s bothered me since 1992 when my grandparents picked up this:

Jay Lauer > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 04/26/2015 at 23:53

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He’s too busy copying this Jay with his Civic.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 04/29/2015 at 00:43

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That Marquis is quite Grand. I approve.