NEW RULES

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
04/08/2015 at 17:57 • Filed to: None

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Due to the influx of kit-cars and other oddities, Car manufacturers will now have to have sold at least 500 examples of a product in a major territory (US, Asia, Europe) to gain booth presence at any major auto show in the US. Said examples must comply with said territory's major car production regulations.

Booth space is limited. We must cut the wheat from the chaff somehow. We thank you for your cooperation.


DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! MultiplaOrgasms > PS9
04/08/2015 at 17:59

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So no more Paganis and Koenigseggeseggeseggeseggs then.


Kinja'd!!! CB > PS9
04/08/2015 at 18:00

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You make me sad. I will now leave.


Kinja'd!!! MLGCarGuy > PS9
04/08/2015 at 18:01

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Can we just exclude the Puma from everything even if it miraculously surpasses your regulations?


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > MLGCarGuy
04/08/2015 at 18:02

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It will never, ever, ever surpass those regulations.


Kinja'd!!! Anima > PS9
04/08/2015 at 18:03

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Honestly, from the line-up ( and last years cancelation of) the Auto-Rai in the Netherlands, any company would be a welcome addition. Even vaporware. Hell, ESPECIALLY vaporware.

I'd love to show you but the site is down. Nope not kidding. The biggest/only car convention in the Netherlands can't even keep its site online.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > PS9
04/08/2015 at 18:03

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But its a marketing show...to drum up marketing for potential sales....


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > MLGCarGuy
04/08/2015 at 18:05

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At $1M/piece, there's no way they'd sell 1, nevermind 500.


Kinja'd!!! MLGCarGuy > macanamera
04/08/2015 at 18:08

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It better not, or else we'll need mental checks on millionaires who say "I don't want a P1 I want a botched convertible with Buick taillights".


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > HammerheadFistpunch
04/08/2015 at 18:09

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How much marketing do I need to do for you to spend $1m on a Horribly Modded volvo C70 Puma?


Kinja'd!!! MLGCarGuy > PS9
04/08/2015 at 18:09

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*At $1M/vaporware

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Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > PS9
04/08/2015 at 18:11

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Well, since you mentioned that Lyons thing... I was honestly surprised how shitty that thing looked in the post/video on the FP. The body work looked like it had been done by those morons over at SuperReplicas, the one time they actually made a car. I wasn't expecting it to be perfect, but I don't think anyone who sees that thing is going to believe that it's real.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > PS9
04/08/2015 at 18:13

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well certainly you will never find that 1 in 6 billion that wants one if he doesn't know it exists.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > PushToStart
04/08/2015 at 18:14

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I've seen garage jobs that look better than that. And they actually think the finished product can do ~300 MPH...at 22MPG...making 1700HP from a twin turbo 8.0L V8....

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.


Kinja'd!!! nermal > PS9
04/08/2015 at 18:33

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Nah. It's pay to play.

If you can afford a booth, and you have one or more cars to stuff in it, go for it. The auto show in my area isn't even all cars - there are booths with mortgage companies, ATVs, the local track, replacement windows, gutter guards, rims-for-rent, etc.


Kinja'd!!! Sir Halffast > PS9
04/08/2015 at 18:59

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Hell, 50 examples would be more than enough. And a physical and verifiable street address for your factory. (Looking at you, SuperReplicas...).


Kinja'd!!! TeamProBono > PS9
04/08/2015 at 19:06

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I'd say that even FIVE, complete, registered, licensed vehicles would be enough for booth presence at any show. That's about 500% more than most of these "companies" have ever produced. (Fine, mathematically, it's an infinite percent more than 0.)


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > PS9
04/08/2015 at 19:20

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You just barred Hennessey and I believe Pagani from the auto show. Possibly also Koenigsegg.

My opinion is if they're willing to pay for the booth space then let them have it. That shit ain't cheap and if they're willing to commit that kind of scratch to it then they have every right.


Kinja'd!!! f86sabre > PS9
04/08/2015 at 19:38

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Vetoed. Car shows are about the crazy. What fun is it to walk through a giant space, with the underoderized masses, if all you will see is the same crap you will see on the road in 3 months. Boring. Give me these any day of the week:

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Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > PS9
04/08/2015 at 22:47

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If I hit the lottery I would buy one. Are you telling me that you wouldn't thrash that thing given the chance? It could be the official OppoCar.


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > PS9
04/08/2015 at 22:48

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It made the DMC-12 didn't it?