Jalopnik Sub-blogs, Ranked According To Jalopness (Comes w/ 2 PSA's)

"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy) 04/08/2015 at 04:39 • Filed to: None

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PSA No. 1 : I have no idea what Jalopness is, so once again I warn you: DO NOT CLICK THE HEADLINE UNLESS YOU ABSOLUTELY WANT TO KILL ME IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE . Your choices will show up at the end of the article.

You've been warned!!!

Now time for the ranking:

1. Oppositelock

2. Jalopnik

3. Truck Yeah!

4. (tie)Black Flag

4. (tie)Foxtrot Alpha

4. (tie)Car Buying (I'd tie Buyer's Guide here)

7. Lanesplitter

8. Code 3

9. Flight Club

10. Jalop FilmFest

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I also take this opportunity to make a petition to make Formula Freak

and Rennsport

as Jalopnik sub-blogs.

PSA No. 2: The following clip contains graphic scenes of gore and violence. DO NOT GO PAST THIS POINT! SCROLL DOWN AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

Now, I'm certain you're gonna kill me because of this ranking. Which is why I'll just let you choose my death sentence from !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

Just cut the thing up into a GIF.

SlickMcRick > Wheelerguy 04/08/2015 at 05:04

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I had a comment for this list but forgot any and everything I was going to say because of clicking that link. Why did I click it????

Wheelerguy > SlickMcRick 04/08/2015 at 05:08

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Maybe because deep inside you, you just wanna kill me for making this ranking.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Wheelerguy 04/08/2015 at 05:30

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i was expecting worse in that video.

this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > Wheelerguy 04/08/2015 at 05:42

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(regarding the link)

Dear Japan,

I am a huge fan of your cars, your food, your technology, your history (minus the whole trying to conquer the world part), your art, etc.

I do not understand your modern entertainment. Not even a little bit.

Seriously,

WTF

Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion > Wheelerguy 04/08/2015 at 07:18

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I think Black flag is a level above Foxtrot Alpha, and then maybe car buying.... Maybe.

jkm7680 > Wheelerguy 04/08/2015 at 07:47

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Want to something more graphic than that? Check this out. You have been warned.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Wheelerguy 04/08/2015 at 07:47

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The Rally Takeover should also be included as a sub-blog.

Slant6 > Wheelerguy 04/08/2015 at 10:17

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I don't think Jalopnik is that jalop. I'd put Truck yeah and car buying before Jalopnik. Oppo is first of course.

philipilihp > Wheelerguy 04/08/2015 at 10:26

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You missed Live and Let Diecast . It should be number 1, but I'll settle for a spot right behind Black Flag.

I guess it's in the same boat as Formula Freak and Rennsport in that it isn't but should be a sub-blog, let's make it happen for all three!

Wheelerguy > philipilihp 04/08/2015 at 10:28

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Live and Let Diecast. It's like Oppo, but for smaller cars, at least as how I see it. So if I'm gonna do this again, it'll be no. 3 below Jalop Main.

Wheelerguy > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 04/08/2015 at 10:28

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Damn I knew I forgot something.

You know what, why not have that, FF, and RS as sub-blogs of Black Flag?

Wheelerguy > philipilihp 04/08/2015 at 10:30

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Make it 4. I forgot Rally Takeover.

philipilihp > Wheelerguy 04/08/2015 at 10:35

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I'm okay with that.

philipilihp > Wheelerguy 04/08/2015 at 10:36

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Still okay with it! :D

Also, I'm trying REALLY hard to not click that link.

Wheelerguy > philipilihp 04/08/2015 at 10:38

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Also, I'm trying REALLY hard to not click that link.

So... you won't execute me then?

philipilihp > Wheelerguy 04/08/2015 at 10:39

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Nah, not after you said you would've put LaLD at #4. Before that, maybe.

Wheelerguy > philipilihp 04/08/2015 at 10:41

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WOOT! One less guy who would summon a giant monster to split me in half by the leg. Or mash me in the cobblestone sidewalk.

nermal > Wheelerguy 04/08/2015 at 10:48

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I have two proposed new blogs - The Sub Blog, a sub blog devoted to subs and subs:

In addition to another devoted to everybody's favorite spicy snacks, called Jalopenos:

philipilihp > Wheelerguy 04/08/2015 at 10:49

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You got it, buddy!

Wheelerguy > nermal 04/08/2015 at 10:52

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Jalapenik?