F1 is a damn soap opera

"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone) 04/07/2015 at 13:52 • Filed to: None

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Ferrari beats Mercedes.

Renault Sport: We are really inspired by Ferrari's success against Mercedes, such victory makes us want to be a better manufacturer and return with our own, works team.

Red Bull: Renault is awful. I want to go out with Honda.

Honda: I am currently in an exclusive relationship. See you some other time.

This will likely continue, and I can only imagine how.

Toro Rosso: Renault is so dreamy.

Renault gets together with Toro Rosso.

Mercedes: WTF are you doing dude? We have an alliance.

Renault: Sorry bro, everything's fair in love and motorsports.

Red Bull: I'm out, your Frenchness is disgusting.

Red Bull: Hey Ferrari, we could get together sometimes and....

Ferrari: NO!

f86sabre > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/07/2015 at 13:54

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This. Is not new. Been that way since day 1.

TheHondaBro > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/07/2015 at 13:55

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For Sweden > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/07/2015 at 13:57

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Where does the German GP fit?

tromoly > For Sweden 04/07/2015 at 14:03

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The long-lost step-sister who comes back after years away to murder the mother.

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/07/2015 at 18:09

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Except that Honda said that they're open to supplying other teams, just not until they figure they shit out.

Anima > For Sweden 04/07/2015 at 18:29

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The German GP is the husband that gets murdered right before the wedding only to come back 2 years later saying he was kidnapped for ransom money and now has to compete with *insert random oil rich country* for the love of his now remarried wife-to-be.
That's actually a description of most of F1 right now.