Duke's guards look like a bunch of Cabbage Patch Kids

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein) 04/06/2015 at 23:25 • Filed to: None

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Fuck Duke. Fuck them in their fucking Cabbage Patch Kid fucking faces. Fucking Cabbage Patch Kids with their wannabe-manly twitter profile pics. Eat a dick, Duke.

Tyus Jones looks like a fucking Cabbage Patch Kid.

Grayson Allen looks like a fucking Cabbage Patch Kid.

But they think they're some fucking superheroes on twitter. These are their profile pictures.

Fuck you, Duke. Bunch of fucking Cabbage Patch Kids.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Textured Soy Protein 04/06/2015 at 23:27

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I... feel... the same.. way. I think.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Textured Soy Protein 04/06/2015 at 23:29

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I wish I could like this x100! Go to hell Duke!

For Sweden > Textured Soy Protein 04/06/2015 at 23:30

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Weak facial features are weak.

PowderHound > Textured Soy Protein 04/06/2015 at 23:40

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I really despise their coach. he looks like a jackass

trmoore09 > Textured Soy Protein 04/06/2015 at 23:58

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Angry much? Also, what an extensive vocabulary you have there.

D.K. > Textured Soy Protein 04/07/2015 at 00:00

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For some Cabbage Patch Kids they can play basketball fairly well.

turbojames > Textured Soy Protein 04/07/2015 at 00:20

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Why the hell do they have US flags on their jerseys? They're not representing jack shit

Textured Soy Protein > trmoore09 04/07/2015 at 00:21

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As a Wisconsin alum who grew up in the DC area rooting for Maryland and hating Duke, yes, of course I'm angry.

In spite of my conscious choice to pepper my post with the word 'fuck' an inordinate amount of times, I do, in fact, possess a ludicrously vast personal lexicon which spontaneously erupts even when I'm not really trying to be fancy.

Unless I just say 'fuck' a whole bunch.

No thesauruses, nor thesauri, were consulted in the composition of this screed in which I provide a preponderance of evidentiary examples contrary to your claim, which are also alliterative.

Or in other words, Duke can eat a dick.

trmoore09 > Textured Soy Protein 04/07/2015 at 00:34

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Understood. And coming from an NC State Alum married to a Duke grad, Fuck Maryland. And Greivis Vásquez. And Wisconsin for claiming Russell Wilson. Maryland can now look forward to being runner up to Wisconsin in basketball and football every season. Different conference, same result.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > trmoore09 04/07/2015 at 01:13

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A lubriciously fast dorque.

StoneCold > Textured Soy Protein 04/07/2015 at 02:12

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Butler fan here, remembering the 2010 game.

Fuck.

Duke.

So.

Hard.

stuttgartobsessed > Textured Soy Protein 04/07/2015 at 03:25

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So I'm assuming Duke won?

William Byrd > Textured Soy Protein 04/07/2015 at 10:10

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As you should be. Go Terps. Duck Fuke.

Wurrwulf > Textured Soy Protein 04/07/2015 at 10:37

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Of course Duke won, the had a friggin' ghost on their team!

Textured Soy Protein > William Byrd 04/07/2015 at 11:14

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When I was in middle school and high school, I and all of my friends were very impressed by Maryland students lighting couches on fire if they beat Duke. We were also impressed by Maryland students lighting couches on fire if they lost to Duke.

The Compromiser > Textured Soy Protein 04/07/2015 at 20:50

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You mad, bro?

trmoore09 > turbojames 04/08/2015 at 14:22

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Spoiler alert: they're not the only ones.

UNC has it on theirs too. Maybe it's an ACC thing.