Oppo Logic 

"nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul" (nfamouscj) 04/06/2015 at 00:52 • Filed to: None

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mainstream media (or jalopnik) mentions a car :: Oppo tears it apart, explaining why every bit or piece is blasphemous to the car culture.

a fellow Oppo mentions they like/have said car :: Oppo loves said car because of xyz (conveniently previously over looked) reasons. Ignores previous flame session on said car.

Picture of exotic hyper car is posted :: "yeah but I can see a quarter of a Volvo's turn signal in the far back of this picture"

similar: Oppo goes to track day, posts pictures of amazing track vehicles. Heavily modified super cars are overlooked because omg that NA Miata!

Stay beautiful Oppo cause I'm right there with you.

Feel free to add your own.

CB > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 04/06/2015 at 00:57

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Oppo: Whoops, accidentally bought another car!

Oppo: I'm the best driver in the world who can do no wrong and everyone else is quite literally the worst.

Oppo: Look at all these people buying cars that suit their needs! Don't they know they could have bought this old diesel Mercedes wagon with four mismatched wheels and no windshield wipers? LOL SHEEPLE.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > CB 04/06/2015 at 01:01

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But but.. it was brown.. how could I not? But Tavarish says I could buy a Focus ST with factory warranty, everything working, and 1/20th of the miles for the same price though. I'd be foolish now to buy the money pit nobody will be able to correctly identify and likely sell in 2 years

CB > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 04/06/2015 at 01:02

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Oh man, I forgot to make fun of the FoST and FiST in there! That was a missed chance, too.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > CB 04/06/2015 at 01:04

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*cough*FoST, FiST, 500 Abarth, Volvo vXX -R *cough*

desertdog5051 > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 04/06/2015 at 01:14

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This is too good. Glad I stayed up.

Alex from Toronto > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 04/06/2015 at 01:22

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"Oh you bought an automatic, but the manual is sooooooo much better".

We excuse me I wanted this car to just drive and relax in not having to worry about changing gears. Just let the car do the work, its probably better then me

Although I do like a manual transmission but to a certain extent, it doesn't need to be "manual all the things".

tromoly > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 04/06/2015 at 01:51

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You forgot how any comment that is against a Miata, or even neutral in nature, unleases the wrath of Oppo fanbois against whoever is making the comment.

ly2v8-Brian > Alex from Toronto 04/06/2015 at 07:37

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This one. The transmission eliteism. Properly modded automatics can perform quite well. Particularly in drag racing.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Alex from Toronto 04/06/2015 at 09:27

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Oppo: "save the manuals!!!" *

*Majority of board drives autos

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 04/06/2015 at 10:33

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I love everything about this post.

Your boy, BJR > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 04/06/2015 at 10:40

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Oppo: gives advice on cars they have never experienced, only have a number sheet and what auto journos say about them

Oppo: uses the term "soft-touch plastics" seriously

Oppo: ford fan club

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Your boy, BJR 04/06/2015 at 10:41

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"Soft-touch plastics" needs to be used more often.

Your boy, BJR > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 04/06/2015 at 11:12

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it makes me want to cut a bitch

MrPseudonym > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 04/06/2015 at 11:15

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Oppo: busy into drama-ing, when fellow oppo posts "CAH GAME"

"drop everything, let's play CAH!"