A Citroën, slammed

"Cé hé sin" (michael-m-mouse) 04/04/2015 at 15:21 • Filed to: Citroën, slammed

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You may be familiar with the Citroën Xsara. That being the case, you may have wondered what one would look like if the ground clearance fitted as standard were to be removed and a sticker saying "slammed" in big pink letters were stuck to the windscreen. Wonder no more. No, me neither.

Tareim - V8 powered > Cé hé sin 04/04/2015 at 15:28

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and here is a picture of it done right

My citroen won't start > Cé hé sin 04/04/2015 at 15:37

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I think he felt left-out because all the other Citroens had hydraulic suspension, so he gave himself suspension problems.

Klaus Schmoll > Cé hé sin 04/04/2015 at 15:46

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At first sight it looks like a normal Citroen in parking position, but then you remember that the -ZX and Xsara never had hydraulics and then you think WHYYYYYYY?????

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Cé hé sin 04/04/2015 at 16:08

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...does not look rally ready.

BATC42 > Cé hé sin 04/04/2015 at 17:06

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The Xsara is that weird car that you can't do anything to because it will never look good. Honestly the only thing that this car has going on for it is the chassis in VTS trim. I bought mine just because it's cheaper than its cousin at Peugeot (for the price I got my Xsara VTS for, I could only find base model 306's with at least 50,000km more)

Rory > Cé hé sin 04/04/2015 at 20:48

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There is honestly nothing that describes most of Irelands "younger car culture" better then a Felt-spec/Agri-spec Citroen. Possibly the worst trend in Automotive Culture.
The amount of Xsara's, Bora's, A4's and Peugeots with cut springs, massive wheels, massive window banners and the occasional CB radio aerial is horrific down the country.

I recently had a lad ask me when I was putting my S3 "on its bollocks"
Jesus.