Mysterious Car Found at Lansing Chevy Dealer

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04/01/2015 at 14:21 • Filed to: April 1st, satire

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LANSING, MI — On a calm Tuesday morning a Lansing Chevrolet dealer manager came into to work to find a mysterious car that he had never seen (pictured above). When questioned, none of the sales staff or maintenance workers saw the car enter the lot. The sales manager reports that the car has no inventory record with the dealer nor any record from Chevrolet as being produced.

When asked about the mysterious vehicle, the spokeswoman for Chevrolet sales stated, "I have never seen this vehicle. I certainly haven't seen any memos from upper management at corporate acknowledging that this car is built by us or even exists." The marketing department at Chevrolet also states that they have never heard or seen this model. "If Chevrolet builds a new model, they want their customers to know it out there," said the Director of Marketing at Chevrolet. "To build a vehicle and not let your target market know it exists does not make good business sense."

The sales team at the Lansing Chevrolet dealership have embraced what appears to be the latest in April Fools Day pranks. "A RWD sedan with a massive engine and magnetic suspension. Good one Chevrolet," a sales team member said. The Chevy dealer did state that there was suppose to be a delivery that day, but the truck wasn't suppose to arrive until evening. There is no word on who the prankster(s) is/are.


DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! RockThrillz89 > bwp240
04/01/2015 at 14:27

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"What is this vehicle?"

"No idea sir. Should I call a tow truck?"

"Don't be stupid. Hurry up and put a window sticker in it so we can sell it."

"How much should we sell it for?"

"Well, how much would you pay for it?"

"$35k?"

"Make it $50k."


Kinja'd!!! William Byrd > bwp240
04/01/2015 at 14:27

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Damn Australians.


Kinja'd!!! DoYouEvenShift > bwp240
04/01/2015 at 14:31

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Sounds like a free car. Cant steal something that doesnt exist.


Kinja'd!!! The World of Vee > bwp240
04/01/2015 at 14:50

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You can get one in Jungle Green with a stick and Magnaride.

If it only had an LT1...dammit chevy pls


Kinja'd!!! bryan40oop > bwp240
04/01/2015 at 16:51

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Looks good, still looks too much like a malibu or impala.... is it an SS? I honestly don't know I'm just assuming it is since it's posted on here.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > bwp240
04/02/2015 at 03:48

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MMMMMM VF Commodore!