Woman finds best use yet for Chevy Lumina - Gets arrested

"SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt) 04/01/2015 at 09:07 • Filed to: justice, had it coming

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Walks in on her scumbag boyfriend sexually abusing a 12 year old girl, and runs him over. Can you think of a better use for a Lumina? Sounds like she should have received a medal instead of a criminal charge, but that's just me.

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$kaycog > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 04/01/2015 at 09:11

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The bastard deserves to be run over.

PS9 > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 04/01/2015 at 09:11

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She should have chainsaw'd his dick off instead.

Milky > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 04/01/2015 at 09:12

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I wonder if the (ex)girlfriend even knew he was a sex offender. Good on her though, but I'd bet he'd press charges.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Milky 04/01/2015 at 09:14

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I'm guessing that she didn't. It's not exactly something you'd expect him to brag about or otherwise disclose, and I've never looked anyone I know up to find out if they are or not.

Funktheduck > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 04/01/2015 at 09:16

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Based on what I read I wouldn't convict her if I were on the jury. Repeat offenders for serious crimes just need to be wiped from the gene pool.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Funktheduck 04/01/2015 at 09:17

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I'm picturing it being like the scene in Mystery Alaska where the jury finds the shooter not guilty and tries to get the shooting victim to pay damages.

PS9 > $kaycog 04/01/2015 at 09:19

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He should be at the center of a p1-LaFerrari-918 collision, with all cars traveling at top speed.

Wait...that death is too awesome for a pedo. Make them priuses instead. That way, he might survive the collision and be burned to death in ruptured battery flames. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Chris Clarke > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 04/01/2015 at 09:27

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Batshit babe candidate. Would win in category for most positive use of batshitting.

Funktheduck > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 04/01/2015 at 09:27

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I don't know what you're specifically referring to but I can see instances where that's justified.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 04/01/2015 at 10:11

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So, is this the part where we set up a go fund me legal defense fund?

Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 04/01/2015 at 10:12

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After decades of destroying the AmericanCdriving experience, the Chevy Lumina is finally redeemed. Nick Nolte would play the Lumina in the movie version of this story.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 04/04/2015 at 00:20

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Don't date sex offenders.