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Logically insane. He needs both a wakeboard boat and pontoon boat to replace his current fleet before summer (#richpeopleproblems) and today he texts me with !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! that could fulfill both roles as both purpose-built tow boat and party barge. 28 feet long, seats 15 people, and powered by TWO 400hp SBC’s LAWD HAVE MERCY .
I want him to buy it just to watch him try and fit it in our family's lakehouse 40' of seawall with 2 other 18'ers and his waverunners. It would be like parking a TopKick in downtown Rome.
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It's always good to have that one rich, crazy uncle.
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He's actually one of the most logical people I know (he's been a GM engineer for like 30 years) so this actually makes a decent amount of sense. It'd be less money than buying both a pontoon and wakeboard boat and it would take up less space on the seawall. Only problem is our seawall is kind of in this canal-like throughway off the side of the lot and I'm not even sure if it's wide enough for him to turn the boat around in.