Has there ever been a Ferrari in worse shape?

"mythrenegade" (mythrenegade) 03/31/2015 at 17:31 • Filed to: None

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In this ad the seller claims to have turned down "$4000 for just the carb" which is $4000 more than the entire package is worth.

And what's with the blind guy designed body kit made of bondo?

I'm speechless.

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dogisbadob > mythrenegade 03/31/2015 at 17:34

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to answer the title question: of course :p

Textured Soy Protein > mythrenegade 03/31/2015 at 17:35

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Has there ever been a Ferrari in worse shape?

Yes.

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > mythrenegade 03/31/2015 at 17:36

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Buy it and give it a viking burial to put it out of its misery.

Brian, The Life of > Textured Soy Protein 03/31/2015 at 17:36

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Came to the comments for burning Ferraris. Leaving satisfied :D

whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > Textured Soy Protein 03/31/2015 at 17:37

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ranwhenparked > mythrenegade 03/31/2015 at 17:40

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Depreciation is usually the enthusiast's best friend, but the side effect is that it also makes otherwise desirable cars cheap enough for idiots to ruin.

BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > mythrenegade 03/31/2015 at 17:46

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Fast 'N Loud Ferrari F40 showed up in pretty darn bad shape.

Trevor Slattery, ACTOR > mythrenegade 03/31/2015 at 17:48

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There is a killer Daytona drop top in the background. Obviously someone there knows something about Ferrari autos.

But this...this is bad.

jkm7680 > mythrenegade 03/31/2015 at 17:49

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I'm too lazy to find the link, but it's somewhere on my Kinja blog. There was a completely stripped 308 GTS sorta like Magnum PI's ride that I found on Craigslist. It was about $4,000 and looked like a complete basketcase.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > mythrenegade 03/31/2015 at 17:50

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Y'know, aside from the bondo body kit, which looks like it might be hiding rust... the rest of the parts (I'm not gonna call it a car) look like a viable restoration project. I'd probably offer him $4000 for it I knew the right people to help me with the job.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Trevor Slattery, ACTOR 03/31/2015 at 17:51

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read the ad: the Daytona is a replica.

Takuro Spirit > mythrenegade 03/31/2015 at 17:52

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WAIT WUT

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > mythrenegade 03/31/2015 at 17:52

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If you want to cut up a car why wouldn't you save the cash and just buy an MR2 or a Fiero. This dude has basically thrown away thousands.

With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > mythrenegade 03/31/2015 at 17:58

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Ran when parked in knee-deep water 5 years ago....

Tapas > mythrenegade 03/31/2015 at 18:03

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Hah! 15 grand my ass.

At this point, this heaps' purpose would best be served if it is stripped down to bare bones and driven as a go-kart. Wouldn't pay more than 4/5 grand for the whole thing.

PushToStart > mythrenegade 03/31/2015 at 18:13

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Holy shit, CP all goddamn day...

If I saw that on the street, I might offer him a hundred or so for the steering wheel, but thats it.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Brian, The Life of 03/31/2015 at 18:33

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Killing that 308 with fire would be considered a mercy killing. Poor thing deserved better than that.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > mythrenegade 03/31/2015 at 18:35

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It's not even a real Ferrari.

WhereAreMyPants > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 03/31/2015 at 18:35

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That's, at least, one zero too many.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 03/31/2015 at 18:36

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So was the one in Miami Vice. I'm okay with Daytona replicas if only for that.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. 03/31/2015 at 18:36

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Yeah, but at least that was a Ferrari. This is a Dino.

WhereAreMyPants > mythrenegade 03/31/2015 at 18:37

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At least, if it were a real Ferrari, it could self-immolate.

As a fake one, there's nothing that can save this horror.

Brian, The Life of > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 03/31/2015 at 18:37

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Well, it was a '75 Dino. They were pretty awful to begin with.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 03/31/2015 at 18:37

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Pretty sure that my MR2 is going to be faster for 1/3 of the price. More reliable, too. Just as hideous, however. There's a reason he's named Charlie.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Brian, The Life of 03/31/2015 at 18:38

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I have a weakness for wedge shaped cars.

Brian, The Life of > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 03/31/2015 at 18:39

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I don't blame you. Plus, old Ferraris are like pizza. Even when they're bad, they are still pretty good. ;)

Kate's Dirty Sister > Brian, The Life of 03/31/2015 at 18:47

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False.

I once had a "cajun" pizza with chicken and baby corn.

That was awful.

Brian, The Life of > Kate's Dirty Sister 03/31/2015 at 18:50

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Yes, there are exceptions ... Like the Mondial!

jjhats > Brian, The Life of 03/31/2015 at 18:50

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i love these wedge cakes

jjhats > mythrenegade 03/31/2015 at 18:52

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mythrenegade > Trevor Slattery, ACTOR 03/31/2015 at 18:52

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He's trying to sell that car too, but is too cheap to pay for a second ebay ad. So there are pix of it tacked on to the Ferrari listing. Lol

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > mythrenegade 03/31/2015 at 18:56

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Crack Pipe. For a few thousand more, you can get one in much better condition.

RiceOwl > Trevor Slattery, ACTOR 03/31/2015 at 20:11

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At the bottom of the add he says that it's a Corvette with a body kit. I don't think anybody owns a Ferrari as awful as that 308 and also a Daytona Spyder.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > WhereAreMyPants 03/31/2015 at 20:13

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the seats look really nice, actually... Of course there are no up-close of the stitching. But knowing how much decent upholstery work costs, I'd offer him $4000 based on the seats and "the rest".

WhereAreMyPants > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 03/31/2015 at 21:00

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There's humorous trolling, and then there's just dumb. I really hope you're trying for funny.

Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD > mythrenegade 03/31/2015 at 22:17

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The 308 Coupe looks awful. However, I've got $10. Will that cover it?

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > WhereAreMyPants 03/31/2015 at 22:57

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did you actually look at the listing? the seats are out of the car and have been recovered, or at least restored surprisingly well. there's also a ton of parts, maybe even a whole car's worth! like I said, $4000 for everything seems reasonable for that many Ferrari parts and a nice set of vintage Italian seats. not that isn't still sketchy as fuck.

WhereAreMyPants > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 03/31/2015 at 23:22

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Maybe it's just a trust issue, but I don't think I see a genuine Ferrari anything there.

Yay, his Corvette kit car has a Ferrari registration! (God knows how, and God help you if you try to register it anywhere else. Plus, that adds a layer of ultra-sketch to everything else)

Those seats look like garbage, recovered to look like baggy garbage.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > WhereAreMyPants 03/31/2015 at 23:34

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oh, its definitely a bad idea, and not worth the 15k BIN, but I can think of a number of sacrilegious places that drive-line could live if it's not too bad off... maybe offer $2000 cash and a vial of crack?

WhereAreMyPants > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 04/01/2015 at 00:54

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Meow we're talking.

I'd start with a vial of flaky sea salt, plus $20, and slowly work up from there.