![]() 03/25/2015 at 09:30 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I'm 40 today. Ugh. At least all my old man tendencies make sense now. Here's a trio of AMC Matadors for no reason.
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It'll be another 8 months before I'm 30. My old man tendencies go as yet completely unexplained.
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Juuuuuuuust about that age where your balls hit the toilet water, eh?
![]() 03/25/2015 at 09:35 |
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Happy birthday! 40 is the new 25.
![]() 03/25/2015 at 09:36 |
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Obligatory F40 pictures. Happy birthday!
![]() 03/25/2015 at 09:37 |
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Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday! Have some cake!
![]() 03/25/2015 at 09:38 |
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It's just a number. Keep telling yourself that. I'll be 49 this year. That's just a bigger number. I prefer to take the optimistic approach: Every morning when I wake up, I thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster that I didn't die in my sleep.
"I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, the way my grandfather did. Not like the terrified, screaming passengers in his car."
Congrats. Go smoke a cigar and feel distinguished, not old.
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I'll be there in three short years. 40 is the new 30, right?
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Happy birthday! My wife's birthday is today, too.
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Happy Birthday, old man! I'm not that far behind you.
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Happy Birthday sir, here's to many many more!
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wow happy birthday man, I am right behind you at 36
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shut it young man
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And that water is deeeeeep.
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Am I crazy, or did something happen to the 'view all replies' button?
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I'm going to pay someone to sneak into your house and start adding water to your toilet bowls bit by bit until you start to think gravity is having a more pronounced effect on your dangly bits.
*evil laugh*
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Thanks! Cigar will have to wait for tomorrow because my work schedule is screwed up today. At least I get off early.
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At least I get off early.
That never happened when I was younger.
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Thanks! That looks good!
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its okay my dick already hits it, what is a little more flesh in the water?
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Gratz, dude! I'm 40 tomorrow.
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I'm attaching some eye candy. Happy birthday.
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It better be.
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Tell her I said "Happy birthday"!
![]() 03/25/2015 at 10:09 |
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please let it be so
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Ah, I see you've already topped them off then.
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haha damn no coming back from that one
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I see you. GET OFF MY LAWN
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"When you're with me, you only need two minutes. 'Cause I'm so intense."
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That's such an awesome song. My wife thought it was hilarious. Because it's true.
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happy birthday , you old bugger
8)
![]() 03/26/2015 at 04:11 |
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woohoo \0/
that means i'm 25 again.