Honest Car Manufacturer Slogans: Part 1

"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
03/21/2015 at 20:08 • Filed to: None

I've decided that car manufacturers don't really show their true colors in the slogans they use as much as they could. That's why I saved a few of them the trouble and completely redid their slogans for them free of charge! Nobody get offended, since Volkswagen is on this list also. If you do get offended, please do not inform me.

DISCUSSION (13)

scoob > jkm7680
03/21/2015 at 20:35

I am offended.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > jkm7680
03/21/2015 at 20:37

Cadillac - "You wouldn't want anything to happen to ya family, would ya? It would be a shame if they were to take a swim."

Chevrolet - "Oooh, sorry about your family members and their Cobalt. R.I.P. in peaces."

Dodge - "Fuck da EPA."

Nissan - "Because you heard Toyota was boring, but you didn't do any more research."

Lincoln - "Please buy our Fusion, it's better than Ford's!!!"

Smart - "We offer a manual now, can you please stop bitching?"

Honda - "You like this shit America, well fuck you!"

Toyota - "We are sort of trying again!"

jkm7680 > scoob
03/21/2015 at 20:49

Mmkay

Sweet Trav > jkm7680
03/21/2015 at 21:44

Toyota: Moving forward, intentionally or not.

Chevrolet: Find new roads to your local attorney.

GMC: Professional Grade. Which is the same thing as Chevrolet, don't tell aanyone.

Honda: Because Frank Underwood told you to buy one.

jkm7680 > Sweet Trav
03/21/2015 at 21:47

Haha, I tried to get Toyota down without being obvious.

For GMC, I was going to do: "We are pretty much Chevrolet" but decided not to.

And Frank Underwood didn't tell me to buy a Honda, Skeletor did. And I didn't listen to either one of them .

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > jkm7680
03/21/2015 at 22:34

Mercedes: "Look what my husband bought me!"

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > jkm7680
03/21/2015 at 22:48

Another late entry for Toyota - "For fucks sakes you dumb mother fuckers, if it looks like the pedal is touching the floor, don't block it with floor mats."