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Kinja'd!!! "parkrndl is enjoying his midlife crisis" (parkrndl)
03/20/2015 at 17:26 • Filed to: None

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again, NOT my car, just found it while cruising Craigslist... the description is killing me. "...potential to be immaculate..." the irony is strong with this one

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Kinja'd!!! Cebu > parkrndl is enjoying his midlife crisis
03/20/2015 at 17:36

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Well, at least you can sort-of tell he's one of us, in a way, or at least knows what collectors value in a car. God only knows who'd want a pristine Granada, though. ._.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > parkrndl is enjoying his midlife crisis
03/20/2015 at 17:54

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I stopped reading at "Barbara Streisand." That alone is reason enough to KILL IT WITH FIRE. Or restomod it with some monster engine underhood. It could go either way.


Kinja'd!!! XSeriesWalkingDead > parkrndl is enjoying his midlife crisis
03/20/2015 at 18:32

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If cars were BBQ, the Granada would be a McRib.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > parkrndl is enjoying his midlife crisis
03/20/2015 at 19:10

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That was the Camry of the era. It was, along with the Mercury Monarch and Lincoln Versailles, the most bland car (almost) of the era.


Kinja'd!!! V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > parkrndl is enjoying his midlife crisis
03/20/2015 at 19:25

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10/10. Would swap in Coyote engine and 6 speed.


Kinja'd!!! Triborough > parkrndl is enjoying his midlife crisis
03/28/2015 at 16:15

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A few years ago, I encountered someone who got a 1976 Granada from a little old lady with around 50,000 miles on the clock.

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