DD, Track, Burn Land Yachts 

"JR1" (type35bugatti) 03/16/2015 at 13:40 • Filed to: Land Yacht, lincoln continental, cadillac eldorado, chrysler 300

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1960 Lincoln Continental

1960 Cadillac Eldorado

1960 Chrysler 300

Bit of an odd one considering it is very hard to track a land yacht

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > JR1 03/16/2015 at 13:42

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Burn all of them I hate convertibles.

jariten1781 > JR1 03/16/2015 at 13:43

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I mean you'd have to track the 300 out of those no?...and I'm usually a Lincoln>Caddy person, but you put best Eldo vs most meh Continental so this is kinda a no brainer.

spanfucker retire bitch > JR1 03/16/2015 at 13:44

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BURN THEM. BURN THEM ALL.

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > JR1 03/16/2015 at 13:44

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I think tracking one of these would just cause it to burn on its own.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > JR1 03/16/2015 at 13:45

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I'll DD and track the Cadillac.. burn the other two..

Bandit > JR1 03/16/2015 at 13:45

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DD the 300

Track the Lincoln

Burn the Caddy

Your boy, BJR > JR1 03/16/2015 at 13:46

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DD Caddy

Track 300

Vandalize Lincoln, burn it, then burn it again

itschrome > JR1 03/16/2015 at 13:47

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DD/track: 1960 Cadillac Eldorado

Burn:1960 Lincoln Continental/1960 Chrysler 300

505Turbeaux > JR1 03/16/2015 at 13:47

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what in holy hell would I do on a track with any one of those?!? DD all at once, burn none

Party-vi > JR1 03/16/2015 at 13:47

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DD: Cadillac, because it's what they were made for. Also fins.

Track: Chrysler, because 400hp Wedge 413!!!

Burn: Lincoln, but send it off on a funeral pyre.

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > JR1 03/16/2015 at 13:48

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Track: Lincoln and just listen to McConaughey over and over until the complete nirvana of both ending

DD: Caddy. 99% chance this guy will wander over to you and try to turn it into a pool table/bandana storage closet.

Burn: Chrysler, because it looks like it has a dumb smile.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > JR1 03/16/2015 at 13:48

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This isn't even a challenge:

DD the Caddy (dat interior...)

Track the 300 (with upgraded brakes) (Image is from Daytona Flying Mile)

Burn the Lincoln... sorry, but someone had to lose.

Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > JR1 03/16/2015 at 13:50

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Same as Party-vi said.

DD: Cadillac Eldorado.

Track: Chrysler 300.

Burn: Lincoln Continental.

Nymphicus Hollandicus > JR1 03/16/2015 at 13:50

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DD: Chrysler because it has so much class.

Track: Lincoln because why not.

Burn: Cadillac as I don't like convertible Caddys

JR1 > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 03/16/2015 at 13:54

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Or you would crash into a bush when the brakes overheated. Then you would probably die.

JR1 > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 03/16/2015 at 13:55

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What. A. Monster. You wouldn't even try to save one of them??

JR1 > Nymphicus Hollandicus 03/16/2015 at 13:55

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How can you not like a Caddy vert?

JR1 > Luc - The Acadian Oppo 03/16/2015 at 13:55

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Fine they are hard tops. Now what?

JR1 > Bandit 03/16/2015 at 13:56

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I think you are the only person to say burn Caddy. That is the best arguably the best Eldo

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > JR1 03/16/2015 at 13:56

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Daily the lincoln, track the Caddy, burn the Chrysler.

JR1 > Your boy, BJR 03/16/2015 at 13:57

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Abraham Lincoln will haunt you

JR1 > itschrome 03/16/2015 at 13:57

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You monster you could have saved another

JR1 > 505Turbeaux 03/16/2015 at 13:57

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That is the correct answer, congratulations.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > JR1 03/16/2015 at 13:58

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I'll just leave this here...

http://www.rmauctions.com/lots/lot.cfm?l…

400 HP, LSD, hand-built Pont-à-Mousson 4-speed, 144.927 MPH.

Nymphicus Hollandicus > JR1 03/16/2015 at 13:58

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I don't know, they just don't appeal to me so much, but my opinion can always be swayed!

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > JR1 03/16/2015 at 13:59

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I'd prefer to save them ALL if I'm honest, but I don't really like '60 continental or the '60 Chrysler.. So if I must make a choice, they'll burn :/

JR1 > jariten1781 03/16/2015 at 13:59

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This is a tough battle for one of the most unloved Lincoln body styles. I can understand against an Eldo which costs a lot more

JR1 > spanfucker retire bitch 03/16/2015 at 14:00

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JR1 > Party-vi 03/16/2015 at 14:01

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I wish Caddy would have continued the fin design from 59 it was perfect.

itschrome > JR1 03/16/2015 at 14:01

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Not all who perish are worth saving.

MUAHAHAHAHAHA

JR1 > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 03/16/2015 at 14:01

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McConaughey might steal the Lincoln. And I agree the 300 had bad styling that year at the front end.

JR1 > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 03/16/2015 at 14:02

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I never thought the 60 Eldo had that impressive of an interior. The 300 deserves to run at Daytona.

718Rogue > Party-vi 03/16/2015 at 14:03

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My thoughts exactly, even if the 300 is kinda ugly compared to the Conti.

JR1 > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 03/16/2015 at 14:04

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I can't wrap my head around one of those going 145mph

JR1 > Nymphicus Hollandicus 03/16/2015 at 14:04

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To each his own. More for the rest of us

JR1 > itschrome 03/16/2015 at 14:05

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I am getting a lot of use out of this meme

itschrome > JR1 03/16/2015 at 14:07

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Ha, yes you are! But NEVER! I'll stay, you see the Lincolns out!

spanfucker retire bitch > JR1 03/16/2015 at 14:07

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Convertibles + Land Yachts = ALL THE FIRE.

It's mathematically sound.

JR1 > itschrome 03/16/2015 at 14:09

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As long as I am on this site Lincoln shall be defended they will never leave!!!!!

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > JR1 03/16/2015 at 14:10

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I know, terrifying isn't it?

EL_ULY > JR1 03/16/2015 at 14:12

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who are you, the Devil? DD all!!!! But to play the game correctly..

DD- Lincoln

Track- Caddy

Burn- 300

JR1 > EL_ULY 03/16/2015 at 14:13

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Ouch it pains me to read each of these comments. All the cars deserve to live!!!!

EL_ULY > Luc - The Acadian Oppo 03/16/2015 at 14:14

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > JR1 03/16/2015 at 14:15

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DD the Caddy and the Lincoln
Track the 300
Burn whichever facsimile of the Caddy or Lincoln is easier to fake the death of.

EL_ULY > JR1 03/16/2015 at 14:16

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That's why i'd DD all 3 forever! But rules are rules and one has to go unfortunately. Would like them more if they were hard top tho

Party-vi > JR1 03/16/2015 at 14:20

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'49 fin is best fin

Party-vi > 718Rogue 03/16/2015 at 14:20

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Really? The headlights on the Lincoln are atrocious!

Mercedes Streeter > JR1 03/16/2015 at 14:21

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DD: Eldorado (Will have to don some pin-up style. :x)

Track: Continental (I suppose the car's name is a forewarning of how much understeer you'll experience).

Burn: Chrysler (Imported from Detroit, yo).

718Rogue > Party-vi 03/16/2015 at 14:23

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I like them better than that bent bumper and grill on the 300. Actually I don't think they're ugly at all.

JR1 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 03/16/2015 at 14:23

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I like your thinking fake the death.

JR1 > EL_ULY 03/16/2015 at 14:24

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I am throughly surprised how many people said that. I always figured with Land Yachts everyone gravitated towards vets. Guess I was wrong

Party-vi > 718Rogue 03/16/2015 at 14:24

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I can forgive the awkward 300 styling because it's got a Wedge engine under the hood.

JR1 > Party-vi 03/16/2015 at 14:25

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They are little stubs I disagree

JR1 > Party-vi 03/16/2015 at 14:25

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59/60 were not bad the headlights on the 58 Lincoln were a little much

718Rogue > Party-vi 03/16/2015 at 14:25

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Same, that's why I agree with your original post.

JR1 > Mercedes Streeter 03/16/2015 at 14:28

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I would rather understeer than have the brakes overheat (which will inevitably happen in a land yacht on the track)

Party-vi > JR1 03/16/2015 at 14:29

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They are the paterfamilias of all other Cadillac fins and ergo the best ever.

Mercedes Streeter > JR1 03/16/2015 at 14:34

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So technically, your Track choice is still a Burn choice. Only you have some "fun" before it burns.

JR1 > Mercedes Streeter 03/16/2015 at 14:51

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Indeed. What a gruesome fate for an such an awesome car.

Bandit > JR1 03/16/2015 at 14:54

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There are just so many of them. You don't see the other two on the road nearly as much

MM54 > JR1 03/16/2015 at 15:01

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I'd track the Lincoln, DD the Caddy, and toss the 300.

I dream of autocrossing an old Lincoln or Caddy one day... once...

JR1 > Bandit 03/16/2015 at 17:57

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Good point

JR1 > MM54 03/16/2015 at 18:00

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Skip to 1:25 if you want to see land yachts being driven to the limit

JR1 > spanfucker retire bitch 03/16/2015 at 18:08

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I thought I asked you to leave?

spanfucker retire bitch > JR1 03/16/2015 at 18:27

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You're not the King of the Internet.

JR1 > spanfucker retire bitch 03/16/2015 at 18:37

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But I am the king of this article

VonBelmont > JR1 03/17/2015 at 16:31

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All 3 for all 3. But if I had to choose:

DD-Lincoln

Track-Cadillac

Burn-Chrysler (if Kenny was a car, he'd be a Chrysler)

VonBelmont > 505Turbeaux 03/17/2015 at 16:35

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Just fuckin' cruise, don't care if ya lose

VonBelmont > Party-vi 03/17/2015 at 16:39

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They look like those glasses that '50s women wore